maestrojon... many, many, many years ago, when the internet was taking its first baby steps, I signed up for a crappy service provider with America in their name. I must have gone through a thousand user names that were taken before I thought of putting the stupid name "maestrojon" (because I am a musician and also was a big fan of Yngwie Malmsteen at the time). I thought to myself "what a stupid user name, this has got to be taken" but no, it accepted it. Back then you could not change your user name once you chose one, so that was it. Well, I got used to it and the name has followed me around ever since. There seem to be a few more out there now, but I dare say I am sadly the original. The end.