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A Gypsy Tale madhattersmouse 9 views my friend Lazerus playing cello
A Response To Dez7734 madhattersmouse 45 views I saw this user's video in the Suggested Videos section. I found it offensive so I commented to the user. My comment was basically this video typed out (i had to split it u...
Psycho Squirrel madhattersmouse 15 views not sure what in the world is wrong
Sinister Cello madhattersmouse 302 views a vid of my friend playing cello, with some pics with it. he asked me to post this for him.
Feminism and Sexuality part two madhattersmouse 46 views a reply to ZOMGitscriss ((this video is scripted)) the history of feminism and sexuality, through the oldest scientifically known religion, paganism. this is a two part v...
Feminism and Sexuality part one madhattersmouse 131 views a reply to ZOMGitscriss ((this video is scripted)) the history of feminism and sexuality, through the oldest scientifically known religion, paganism. this is a two part v...
Animal Aid Inc. madhattersmouse 57 views a video I made to support my (second) cousin's animal shelter, Animal Aid Inc. please spay and neuter! please adopt! visit Animal Aid Inc. at www.animal-aid.com
Should Wild Animals Be Pets? madhattersmouse 56 views My views on wild and exotic animals being pets Please rate and comment!
Things Not To Say...........Durring Sex madhattersmouse 44 views laugh damnit! please rate and comment!
So You Want To Know About Me madhattersmouse 28 views i totally realized that i've never really told ya'll about me....so i took the time to do so. here's me in a nut shell!! LOL please rate and comment!

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madhattersmouse

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Mar 1, 2012

Date Joined

Dec 20, 2007

About this user

In certain situations, the law is inadequate. In order to shame its inadequacy, its necessary to act outside the law. To pursue: natural justice. This isnt vengeance. Revenge isnt a valid motive, its an emotional response. No, not revenge. Punishment

I'm a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations in my spare time, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row just to get ready for a 10,000 kilometer race.... Against a car.

I woo women with my sensuous and godlike Digeriedoo playing skills, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru.

Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after my charity work, I repair electrical appliances free of charge.

I'm an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles and children worldwide trust me.

I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, MobyDick and The Scarlett Letter all in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair, tilted back on one leg, balancing on a pencil. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery.

My bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a spatula and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played in Hamlet as well as Romeo & Juliet and Othello. I have performed open-heart surgery and I have spoken with Elvis. The laws of physics do not apply to me.

Also, I'm a pathological liar

ON A SERIOUS NOTE....

I do all of my own stuff. Everything you see here (with the exception of some pics people have taken of me) is strictly MINE. I'm not a fake. I'm not a poser. Call me what you want. Lable me as you will. In the end, it has no effect on me. Don't try to be me. Don't try to use me. Don't try to steal my stuff. If you can't be original on your own, then don't try to get me to feel sorry for you. It doesn't work that way. I'm so different than how I was. Girl, you wouldn't recognize me if you knew me. I'm not your "slut". I'm not your "bitch". Anyone who tries to make me that, will suffer the consequences. I am free to be myself. There is no U in ME.