Thanks for the sub mate. More Jools coming in your face real soon!

You appear quite the task to sweet-talk - a "real man" - however lacking somewhat in savoir-vivre. Just don't let your ill manners become something of a habit, or else the respect I once nursed for you may dissipate into nothing but poorly concealed lust.

How are you keeping, you daring maverick?

Happy January. Not a day too soon.

I don't want my furtling to become a nuisance. But sometimes you make me want to furtle something wild.

If you love me enough to do anything I say, would you stop loving me upon request?

How's the world treating you, you sadistic whore?

Oh, and, when the word goes backwards, I hope you're pretty gentle to me.

You joined youtube on september 11th. Don't think I don't know your game. Happy fucking birthday.

why would you be surprised to see a irish rock fan likes the horslips? hahahaha

Goddamn sir, i have been meaning to send word your way. And thankyou for the new year well-wishes, yet new year happens in february for me now, ever since i got this idiot wife. A fruitful introduction to 2010 for you i hope, many opportunities to whip out the terror you call a penis and go to town on some serious tail. Keep me in the know darling, I could do with a bit of cyber xx

DUDE! Thank you, I needed that, mmmmm fo sureee. As soon as I want assistance, need assistance, must have assistance, you are there, ready to swoop in with your muscular, convex buttocks shimmering in the midday sun. You are a one for chains aren't you, goddamn kinky motherfucka, that's right. But actually size matters, it matters a lot if you want to get into the ever growing business of show quality leek production. Im sorry, Im distraught. I think you know why, but i keep weeping, but when I weep I lose control of my bladder, I'm in such a conundrum, I tell you. But what can you do, we can't all be winners like Troy from High School Musical fame, GOD I love that man-child. He wins. Then jumps. Wish I could jump. Jump for the sky, look really hot. But no, the orgy must go on, tara, it's my turn to go upside down with the mask.

I think I do eh, I think I do. And I agree. Barak IS sexy. Mmmmmm damn, you know what im imagining whilst neckking this banana, eh, i hope for your sake that you do. Babe, I fucking love you but im fucked so can't really churn out a speech about the wonders of your bell 2nite. God im so wet, uhhhhh sodden

Ahhhhh premature ejaculation is a bitch, any self respecting father can tell their son that, but, but, what happens if you do it onto a slice of white bread. Not so much a hinderance, rather than a visual AND mental aid, to the sexual dance, methinks. Eh. Also, do me please, can't wait to squeal like i did last christmas when mother chokeslammed me onto a snooker table for spitting rather than swallowing, ahh can't wait pal, simply can't waitt. Anyways, lylyly catch u later smexy.