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1:53

5 days ago

Police Forcibly Removing Lady from Spirit Airlines Flight

This is video of a lady being physically removed from Spirit Airlines flight #470 from Las Vegas to Dallas (July 6, 2011). The first part of the vi...

itsthebrod • 129,005 views

machtlos commented:

Discount Airline=Discount People
9:38

1 month ago

Man dies, comes back to life, what he saw

This man goes to hell and has been allowed back to tell us what it was like. Some may laugh, but at the end of the day, this is just one of thousan...

TheLeegoodall • 4,832,270 views

machtlos commented:

He has a face for radio
5:45

1 month ago

The Most Shocking Video of the Tsunami in Japan - El video más impactante del tsunami en Japón!

La vidéo la plus choquante du tsunami au Japon

Tsunami no Japão video Impressionante

Die schockierende Video des Tsunami in Japan

الفيديو الاكثر اث...

elojoquetodolove2020 • 1,169,068 views

machtlos commented:

Me rikey! grub grub grub
1:24

1 month ago

Live Earthquake on ESPN

Kirk Herbstreit reacts to an earthquake in Oklahoma on live tv.

Curiously, a shooting star was seen behind Kirk shortly before the earthquake.

http...

NateAggie07 • 216,052 views

machtlos commented:

"Curiously?" Totally coincidental. Unrelated events.
4:18

1 month ago

German Truck Simulator - Maxed Out HD PC Gameplay

Settings : 1920x1080 Maxed Out everything - Windows 7 Ultimate

PC : Q9400, GTX 260-216, 4GB RAM

My Opinion : BORING! ---- Read the full review on...

Triple6Games • 734,440 views

machtlos commented:

Why on earth would i want to simulate being a working class peasant? Truck driving is a vocation for the peons.
2:03:53

1 month ago

Star Wars Uncut: Director's Cut

http://StarWarsUncut.com

In 2009, Casey Pugh asked thousands of Internet users to remake "Star Wars: A New Hope" into a fan film, 15 seconds at a ...

ragingpugh • 2,238,052 views

machtlos commented:

Star Wars sucks. STAR TREK RULES!!
2:13

1 month ago

Food Court Proposal Gone Bad

Guy gets rejected in mall. Really embarrassing!

Update 5/24 Got a video response from some girls who spotted him at a coffee shop in LA. See the...

LeftRightSevenProd • 3,262,972 views

machtlos commented:

What the vid doesn't show is that he beat the crap out of her in the parking lot! Frankly, this dude dodged a bullet. Marriage does not benefit men.
5:22

1 month ago

Sometimes when you're fishing, strange things happen...like, dogs swim up to you

UPDATE: the mystery is solved. However, it's very sad and unfortunate:

http://www.abcactionnews.co......

midget2000x • 1,625,849 views

machtlos commented:

@happyblackie All life execpt fish apparently
4:19

1 month ago

Groove Armada performing "Warsaw" on KCRW

Tom Findlay and Andy Cato are the masterminds behind the electronic dance stylings of Groove Armada. We'll hear a set of songs from their recent re...

kcrw • 26,885 views

machtlos commented:

I like this version better than the one on the album! Under-produced, with Saint Savior singing, old sequencer blipping and bleeping..love it.
2:06

1 month ago

Earthquake on the airplane in Tokyo Narita during 2011 Mar 11

I took this video while we were going to take off from Tokyo Narita Airport.

Watch that the wing of the airplane was shaken by the terrible earthqu...

neineisue • 71,423 views

machtlos commented:

Similar thing happened to me at LAX in 1994. It was a 5.7 aftershock from the Northridge quake. I was never so eager to get off the ground!!
4:08

1 month ago

lidas first plane ride

lida on a plane

oneloosenut2000 • 10,023 views

machtlos commented:

@thethrifter1 Maybe, but she looks old enough to have long since left her parents poverty behind, what about the rest of her independent adulthood?
6:48

2 months ago

Robert J. Sawyer: "A Galaxy Far Far Away" My Ass! (1/3)

Hugo and Nebula Award-winning author Robert J. Sawyer explains how Star Wars has dulled the edge that made science fiction such a pertinent film ge...

eozoon • 10,253 views

machtlos commented:

Wasn't THX1138 a sci fi..a good, respectable one..made in 1971?
5:14

2 months ago

MINECRAFT The "Edge" of Minecraft "The Far Lands" ツ

MINECRAFT The "Edge" of Minecraft "The Far Lands"

MrLiquimatter • 66,682 views

machtlos commented:

Know why you play minecraft at your age? Because you are a grown man who likes to make sound effects vocally with video games. You are an annoying fuck. I hope you get cancer.
1:38

2 months ago

how to make a nuke in minecraft (No Mods)

how to make a nuke in minecraft (No Mods) easy as that :D

thehak8 • 21,713 views

machtlos commented:

You shitbag cunt-whore..that is not a nuke, that's just some TNT. I hope your mother dies.
0:54

2 months ago

400whp eagle talon falls off dyno

eagle talon jumps off side of dyno after hitting 400whp, one of the straps holding it on the dyno was melted by the external waste gate

tjmeow • 1,802,889 views

machtlos commented:

No big loss..it's only an Eagle Talon.
8:40

2 months ago

Daily Life Inside North Korea

This video shows some more normal things from the DPRK and not only the bad things - like the imperialist propaganda in the western news and docume...

otuzniak • 162,661 views

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2:04

2 months ago

朝鲜民众痛哭哀悼金正日 Cry for Kim Jong Il (part 2)

朝鲜在哭 North Korean Cry

http://www.youtube.com/play...

朝鲜中央通信社报道，朝鲜民众为金正日逝世而痛哭。North Korean people Cry to Kim Jong-il's Death

linwen778 • 57,389 views

machtlos commented:

@FredyCalle They seem to like it! Who are we to say?
1:40

2 months ago

Cat soothing crying baby to sleep - too cute!

Our cat Stewie helps put our new baby Connar to sleep... cutest bit is right at the end!

aarongrant1 • 7,046,406 views

machtlos commented:

I hope leukemia gets them both.
1:09

2 months ago

Opening Theme to Rocket Robin Hood

The classic cartoon from 1967-1969. A Trillium / Krantz production. Based on the legend of Robin Hood, only the characters are descendants of the...

RocketRobinHood • 168,674 views

machtlos commented:

Even when I was a kid in the mid 70's I knew this cartoon was cheaply made and hated it. There was nothing else on early sunday mornings..but the cheap/lazy animation was annoying
1:12

2 months ago

Baby worship!!!!! (As Seen On TV) This honestly shocked me to see baby Ava worshipping

http://apps.facebook.com/vi... - Rosie Cafarelli, Mom of Ava Grace made this video while on assignment for a News Story. Totally shocked and ti...

ChampionTraining • 1,557,354 views

machtlos commented:

Someone needs to cunt-rape her with satan's cock.
3:45

2 months ago

Howard Jones - Like To Get To Know You Well - Live In Australia (1984)

Howard Jones performs live on Countdown.februart 17th, 1984

hiptony2 • 2,000 views

machtlos commented:

Pretty sure this is a lip sync
1:18

2 months ago

Sesame Street: Baker Number 5

For more videos and games check out our new website at http://www.sesamestreet.org

This clip is about counting things in groups of five.

Sesame S...

SesameStreet • 271,997 views

machtlos commented:

I was about 4 when this came out..I used to go absolutely bannanas laughing at the baker falling down. Used to drive my mom nuts
6:42

3 months ago

1968 Oldsmobile Cutlass and Delta 88 Commercials

1968 Youngmobiles from Oldsmobile. Cutlass and Delta 88 commercials.

vistacruiser67 • 60,908 views

machtlos commented:

When my grandfather died in 1981 my father took his 1968 Delta 88. This thing was the most impossible car imaginable. It was HUGE. You could not park it ANYWHERE let alone steer it around a crowded parking lot. And the fuel economy was a shame, even by 1968 standards. Something like 8mpg...but it...
0:32

3 months ago

1985 bmw 3 series commercial

car commercial, USA

reich967 • 6,094 views

machtlos commented:

I have an 86....love the damn thing, more than any other BMW I have ever owned (I had an E38 and an E36). It's easy to work on, and the performance is astounding. I have the ES version, a little car with a nice ETA V6. Best engine BMW ever made, even to this day..
0:32

3 months ago

Carjam: Audi 100 v BMW 5 Series v Mercedes 300 Class TV Commercial

Carjam Car Radio Show -- A Car Show About People

Website: http://www.kclr96fm.com/pre...

Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/carj......

CarjamRadio • 1,189 views

machtlos commented:

As someone who at some point over the last 25 years has owned all 3 of those cars at some point, I will say that the Audi was the most reliable and comfortable..but it sure did look like it was going to go over it's own ass when the rear wheel left the ground!
2:49

3 months ago

911 The Falling Man

franky8808 • 3,840,549 views

machtlos commented:

He deserved it. I hope he suffered greatly, and that his family still suffers. I defecate on his memory.
2:47

4 months ago

AM I PRETTY OR UGLY?

Hay guys, just wanted to make a video to see how many you people think i'm either pretty or ugly.

sgal901 • 4,262,431 views

machtlos commented:

You are not pleasant to look at. Ugly for sure. Your eyes are too far apart and your nose is too big. Your upper lip is too thin.
4:06

4 months ago

UGLY TO HOTTIE PHOTOSHOP MAKEOVER

uhhmmm yeahhh so I photoshopped this girl from myspace..... forgot her name hehehe so there you go..... how to make someone look pretty

*update* m...

BR00T4LKidZZBTX • 301,812 views

machtlos commented:

You have to make her white. Get rid of the chincky eyes an gook yellow skin.
4:24

4 months ago

What is Network Marketing by Robert Kiyosaki

www.thebusinessofthe21stcentury.com

Businessforhome • 100,516 views

machtlos commented:

Who the hell still falls for this crap?
4:48

4 months ago

Kid Freaks Out Over Computer Game

When its time for lil kid donny to get over his computer game ,maple story, he doesn't go down without a fight.

dyn4life • 132,709 views

machtlos commented:

Some children need to be beaten and left for dead.
6:59

4 months ago

Crazy Myspace Kid Loses It

What happens when you get hooked on Myspace.

"What does Myspace mean to you?"

"Everything bitch!!!!"

Jcubedfilms • 584,069 views

machtlos commented:

He deserves cancer.
1:31

4 months ago

The funniest fat kid on the internet!!!

SUBSCRIBE NEW VID EVERY WEEK I read all comments... fat kid freezes, repeats himself, stutters! just to say happy birthday roseanne but its R...

JustFunnyVids • 202,562 views

machtlos commented:

There is never childhood leukemia around when you need it.
0:31

4 months ago

Fat Girl Farts lol

wow this fat girl has some serious gas issues haha

watchgirlsfart9 • 29,665 views

machtlos commented:

Was that a cunt or an ass fart? Maybe a bit of both? Either way, that's the kind of fart you need to check your pants after.
3:43

4 months ago

Top 12 Lovely Farts.

A top 12 from MissVJB. Her best farts in order.

Hope you like it and agree with me in it.

harper1able • 152,404 views

machtlos commented:

I would love that right on my face!
3:41

4 months ago

Ministry - Same Old Madness - 1982 (Very Rare - Revolting Cocks) (Ftr)

Same Old Madness - Unreleased single from 1982 (album Ministry & Revolting Cocks - Ultimate Rarities)

was originally intended to be a single in th...

SCMephisto • 45,973 views

machtlos commented:

Even back then, while it had elements of synthpop on the surface, it also had that sinister ministry feel to it....I think "Twitch" a few years after this was an utterly astounding moment in music history. I remember when Over the Shoulder rolled out to the clubs in 86. The sonic rawness and laye...
3:53

4 months ago

Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Relax (Don't Do It)

Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Relax (Don't Do It)

juanmanuelcommx • 9,480,448 views

machtlos commented:

Not only THE prime dance hit of the 80's but of ANY decade. This still brings down the walls in any club.
6:06

4 months ago

HEAD-ON CRASH CAPTURED DURING A CAR FIRE

While returning from a trailer fire I heard GFD tone out for a reported car fire in the area of 20th and Chase, a thick black header was visible fr...

mabas21 • 824,321 views

machtlos commented:

Hmmmm...insurance fraud????
3:16

4 months ago

Homeless mothers count their blessings [Delaware Online News Video]

Some mothers will be spending this Mother's Day in a homeless shelter. Three moms at the Sunday Breakfast Mission share their stories of loss, hope...

DelawareonlineTV • 732 views

machtlos commented:

Trust in god? Sounds like god fucked you over.
5:41

4 months ago

How to eat when your homeless, with Papadoc, your homeless Martha Stewart

a simple demonstration on how to survive living in your car with freeze dried food from Walmart

papadoclive • 13,145 views

machtlos commented:

What a loser. Get a job, fucker
4:36

4 months ago

3 People Living in a Car California Surviving The Recession

WATCH HOLIDAY YEAR END MELTUP AND SUBSCRIBE

http://www.youtube.com/watc...

A young man struggles to survive in the current economic cl...

george4title • 17,534 views

machtlos commented:

The homeless are failures at life.
9:50

4 months ago

Woman molested by cop Cameraman arrested for calling cops Nazis p 1

Woman molested by cop Cameraman arrested for calling cops Nazis p 1

ntyranny1 • 1,310,878 views

machtlos commented:

All he's guilty of is contempt of cop. They did not have grounds to enter his house.

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Feb 25, 2012

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