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@MatthewMcIntyre321 Why don't you explain how it would cost me $3000 a year. I don't think you understand how insurance companies work.

Oh Dyrus, you so crazy.

@omarmusictube Are you suggesting we fire marshmallows at homeless people out of a high-pressure air cannon? Because that's awesome. Probably in violation of a few human rights laws, and not at all in the spirit of the point you were trying (poorly) to make, but still. Awesome.

I hope you die in a terrible plane crash.

@ScottBurgman No she shouldn't. These aren't thoughts.

Proactiv makes a body wash, too. You can take care of the acne on your face with their pretty famous face bars, and then take care of that rash-like shit on your chest with their body wash!

Unless it's herpes. It's probably herpes.

I have uhhh... this like... politics? Or something?

Sounded like you were talking. You've got some big tits. Those are my two takeaways.

Acting stupid to promote yourself is a step backward for women; you should be ashamed of yourself. Now go make me a sandwich.

I think MORE PMs need to learn to say "no". Especially to customers. Feeeeeeature creepin

@AdrenalinJunky86 Their balls retreated into their abdominal cavity.

I understand it's not funny once it's explained to you, but trust me, if you were smart enough to figure out the joke, you would have liked it.

Let's do some improvisational comedy... now.

SHOW US YOUR TITS.

@legomaster7ful HAHA. I love it when people explain their jokes! It makes them so much funnier!

Should have just left it at the speed of the original. Sure, you can see what's happening for a split second, but speeding it up just makes it look faked.

"Oh, I'll be on TV?! Time to dress like a slut so someone notices me!"

And women wonder why so many men lack respect for them.

@DAAQwick 2:19

Idiot.

WHAT?!

Need to speak up or turn game volume down. You're getting lost in the sauce. At 4:42ish, all I hear is "Actually, I should have gone back because AN ENEMY HAS BEEN SLAIN *mumble* AN ALLY HAS BEEN SLAIN and it's really good for ganking."

Also, could you toss up the recipe for the spice mix you use? Thanks!

AD is better.

9 people weren't alive in the 90s.

@realjessicahardy I don't. The judges just did what their parents should have done a long time ago.

"Son, set realistic goals."

So some homeless guy recites a nursery rhyme and it's "genius"?

Come one man, set the bar a little higher.

Hehe. Hehe. Wang. Hehe. Heh.

It's funny because a bunch of pole dancers spelled "championship" wrong.

@cleaningotis Says a guy watching powerlifting videos on Youtube.

Go back to Crossfit and P90X, we've got some heavy ass weight to lift over here.

This vid description is the best description for anything I've ever read.

@Evological Tell Slash he's not supposed to hold his guitar that low.

Of course the camera had to be right next to that one dude who sings off key the entire concert :P

Still such a good song.

Six people are too young to remember the 90s.

@thepromman "a decently farmed volibear." Could say that about anyone. People complain when I play Trynd, but I play defensive as shit (assuming I lane) until lvl 6, only killing with jungle help

Then you have Trynds who play way too aggressively before they get ER, and I run out of the jungle ...

@Kaeralho So, you're using "he remains late throughout that entire phrase" as evidence that he's using playback? Wouldn't that be evidence that when the video editors spliced in that particular camera angle, they spliced it in out of sync from the master audio? Since obviously, you aren't going t...

51georg said what I wanted to, and was a hell of a lot more polite.

Brand was using his pillar to farm. Every time he popped that pillar off, you should have hit him with a Q and an E when you had it charged up. Especially at lvl 3 when he doesn't have enough other skills to get a combo off. Ter...

INCORRECT.

@kloveless82 Luckily for them, they clearly do not have to worry about your (lack of) education. Holy English 101, Batman.

@motorcyclemike636 lmao. No it doesn't. Clapping is useless. Personally, I hate clapping during any jump exercise - burpees, jumping jacks, whatever.

This guy's real problem was doing the worm during his pushup because he's trying to go faster than he can actually handle.

@mrcheeto1006 That's the problem though. They are training us to be MMA fighters. We used to use the LINES combat system, which was built off of Krav Maga and was very very simple. A block, a joint lock, a break, a sweep, and then a kill shot (axe kick to the head of a prone opponent). That syst...