ι ωяσтє уσυя ηαмє ιη тнє ѕку,
вυт тнє ωιη∂ вℓєω ιт αωαу...
ι ωяσтє уσυя ηαмє ιη тнє ѕαη∂,
вυт тнє σ¢єαη ѕωєρт ιт αωαу...
ι ωяσтє уσυя ηαмє ιη тнє ѕєα,
вυт тнє ωανєѕ ¢αяяιє∂ ιт αωαу...
ι ωяσтє уσυя ηαмє ιη му нєαят,
αη∂ ƒσяєνєя ιт ωιℓℓ ѕтαу...♥


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"вυт нσℓ∂ уσυя вяєαтн
вє¢αυѕє тσиιgнт ωιℓℓ вє тнє иιgнт
тнαт ι ωιℓℓ fαℓℓ fσя уσυ σνєя αgαιи
∂σи'т мαкє мє ¢нαиgє му мιи∂
σя ι ωσи'т ℓινє тσ ѕєє αиσтнєя ∂αу
ι ѕωєαя ιт'ѕ тяυє
вє¢αυѕє α gιяℓ ℓιкє уσυ ιѕ ιмρσѕѕιвℓє тσ fιи∂
уσυ'яє ιмρσѕѕιвℓє тσ fιи∂ "
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♥Ell-Ohh-Vee-Ee♥

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‹з I ن٥ﻻ ﻉ√٥ﺎ

*уσυ gσт α ρяσвℓєм ωιтн мє?.•.•.•.ѕσℓνє ιт!
*тнιηк ιм тяιρριη?.•.•.•.тιє му ѕнσєѕ!
*¢αηт ѕтαη∂ мє?.•.•.•.ѕιт ∂σωη!
*¢αηт ƒα¢є мє?.•.•.•.тυяη тнє ƒυ¢к αяσυη∂!
*нαтє мє?.•.•.•.∂σ ι ¢αяє?
*ƒυ¢к мє?.•.•.•.ƒυ¢к уσυ!
*тнιηк ιм υgℓу?.•.•.•.∂σηт ℓσσк αт мє!
*∂σηт ℓιкє му ѕтуℓє?.•.•.•.gєт σνєя ιт!
*∂σηт נυ∂gє мє ιƒ уσυ ∂σηт кησω мє*



"Your best friends become your enemies
Your boyfriend becomes a prick.
Lollipops turn into cigarettes
The innocent ones turn into sluts.
Homework goes in the trash.
Cell phones are being used in class.
Detention becomes suspension.
Soda becomes vodka.
Underwear turn into g-strings.
Kisses turn into sex.
Remember when getting high meant swinging on the playground?
When protection meant wearing a helmet.
When the worst things you get from boys were cooties.
Dad's shoulders were the highest place on earth and mom was your hero.
your worst enimies were ur siblings,
race issues were about who ran the fastest.
War was only a card game, the only drug you knew was cough medicine.
Wearing a skirt didnt make you a slut.
The only things that hurt you were skinned knees,
and goodbyes only meant until tomorrow?
And we couldnt wait to grow up."



To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.

2. Page yourself over the intercom.

3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.

4. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

5. Don't disguise your voice!

6. Finish all your sentences with 'In accordance with The Prophecy.'

7. Skip down the hall rather than walk and see how many looks you get.

8. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

9 . Specify that your drive-through order is 'To Go.'

10. Sing along at the opera.

11. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.

12. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you have a headache.

13. When the money comes out the ATM, scream 'I Won! I Won!'

14 . When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling 'Run for your lives! They're loose!'

15. Tell your children over dinner, 'Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go.'

It's called THERAPY!