There's only one thing that I know how to do well
and I've often been told that you only should do what you know how to do well
and that's be you
be what you're like
be like yourself
and sure I'm having a wonderful time
but I'd rather be
whistling in the dark

Hi!
I'm Steph...
And I'm here to ROCK your effin socks off.
(classically trained to do so, in fact)

My continuing mission:
To explore strange new worlds, seek out new life though not exactly civilizations, and basically boldly go where most are just too sane to bother.

I collect Crystals, Rocks, and other shiny things.

I enjoy Cheese (both the dairy kind and the funny kind i.e. cheesiness)

I can't dance, but I do anyway.

Karaoke is FUN!

I am interested in the Metaphysical, spiritual, whimsical, lyrical, abnormal...

I want to live in a big blue school bus.

I ♥ Peace


Things that Amuse Me:

Art, Movies, Good Music ...Like Rock...or anything but new country and pop. Sketching, Writing, Wallpapers, Web Design, Neil Gaiman Comics, Poetry Slams, Witchcraft, Chinese Food, Conspiracy Theories, Caffeine, Lime Green, Random Oddities, Moss, Thallophytes, Joaquin Phoenix, Astoria, Oregon, Trampolines, Waterfalls, Hippie Revolutionaries, Beatnik Poets, Loveline, Ancient Rome, Kilts, Rocks, Shiny Things, Love, Snow, BOOKS!!!, No Snow, Vintage 70's stuff, Stupid People, Smart People, The World...


Schools:
Sunnydale High, School of Rock, School of Hard Knocks, Whatsamatta U, Clown College (flunked out, afraid of clowns).


Occupations:
Artist, Writer, Mistress of Ceremonies, Enemy Combatant, Rockhound, Metaphysician...


Movies:
A Life Less Ordinary
Donnie Darko
Clay Pigeons
The Wedding Singer
The Matrix
Labyrinth
Frailty
Reservoir Dogs
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
...

Anything in which the following people are involved:

Quentin Tarantino
Bruce Campbell
Joaquin Phoenix
William Shatner
David Duchovny
Ewan McGregor (especially if there's nudity)

TV:
Flight of the Conchords is the best thing on tv right now!

old shows:
Buffy the Vampire Slayer
The X-Files
That 70's Show
Angel
Daria
The Simpsons
Family Guy

I don't watch much anymore.
A wise person once said to me:
"TV rots your brains."

OK, so it wasn't a wise person, it was the Dead Babysitter from "Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead."
But she still had a valid point.
Before she died of fright when she saw that the older brother was a pothead...
I swear I was going somewhere with this...
Oh yeah:
TV=BAD
TREES=GOOD


Music:

Led Zeppelin
The Beatles
The Doors
The White Stripes
Squirrel Nut Zippers
Beck
Janis Joplin
Cake
Bob Dylan
Nina Simone
The Rolling Stones
Nirvana
CCR
The Band
Pink Floyd
Leonard Cohen
Green Day
Barenaked Ladies
TMBG
...good stuff...


Books:

Parallel Worlds by Michio Kaku
Hitchhikers Guide Series by Douglas Adams
Anything by Stephen King, Stephen Hawking,
or Abbie Hoffman


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