i want to learn more!

i found this and think it pretty funny cause it true. sorry, i cant remember who wrote this. i apologize in advance.

Disclaimer for the Bible:
Warning: This is a work of fiction. Do NOT take it literally.

CONTENT WARNING: Contains verses descriptive or advocating suicide, bestiality, sadomasochism, sexual activity in a violent context, use of drugs or alcohol, homosexuality, voyeurism, revenge, undermining of authority figures, lawlessness, and human rights violations and atrocities.

EXPOSURE WARNING: Exposure to contents for extended periods of time or during formative years in children may cause delusions, hallucinations, decreased cognitive and objective reasoning abilities, and, in extreme cases, pathological disorders, hatred, bigotry, and violence including, but not limited to fanaticism, murder, and genocide.

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