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Kerala is the most backward, illiterate and mentally deranged place in India. http://www.ksmha.org/kerala... By just reading some alphabets, does not necessarily make you civilized. If so, even some animals can be taught.
Ignorant educated hypocrites like Amartya Sen and Bill Mckibben praise Kerala for their own selfish career interests. Let them come and live in this pervert state for one month. They will run away freaked with their asses burnt.
Swami Viveknanda was not an insane person when he declared this pervert state as Lunatic Asylum, almost hundred years back. The objective here is to carry forward that truth with proofs and statistics.
Watch the channel video. In response to a question about water logging, the highest elected official, the Chief Minister of Mallus says, people can themselves remove the water, since water is natures gift! This is 100% fucking literacy? This is the same man who insulted a martyr from Bangalore.
Ignorant educated hypocrites like Amartya Sen and Bill Mckibben praise Kerala for their own selfish career interests. Let them come and live in this pervert state for one month. They will run away freaked with their asses burnt.
Swami Viveknanda was not an insane person when he declared this pervert state as Lunatic Asylum, almost hundred years back. The objective here is to carry forward that truth with proofs and statistics.
Watch the channel video. In response to a question about water logging, the highest elected official, the Chief Minister of Mallus says, people can themselves remove the water, since water is natures gift! This is 100% fucking literacy? This is the same man who insulted a martyr from Bangalore.
About Me:
Mallus are the largest drunkards of India. They have the highest divorce, unemployment, and suicide rates. They have carried the suicide tradition abroad also. A mallu killed himself after shooting all his family members including his 11 month baby in the U.S. Almost 100 suicide attempts a day. They consume 25% of national production of psychotropic drugs.
Mallus contribute to terrorism also. Mallus were responsible for Bangalore blasts. One can see Green flags flying freely in Malapuram district. LTTE Prabhakaran was a half mallu. Are mallus traitors also?
Mallus are poor even below the national standards. It is way behind development when compared to other cities and states. People die falling into pot holes. One can see the pitiable condition of bus and railway stations.
They have no importance in national affairs since they occupy the leg portion of India. They abuse the neighboring state people by calling them pandis but the hilarious truth is, the same mallus travel in rail coaches spitted, excreted and used by neighboring states. So who are the real pandis?
Mallus still are living in stone age coconut jungles like tribals, running around barefooted, in their lungis showing balls, spitting in public and peeing on walls.
It takes more than five hours to cover the mere distance of 220 KM between TVM and Cochin instead of normal two hours taken by Bhopal Shatabdi for almost the same distance between Delhi and Agra. Mallus take fucking 18 hours to cover TVM Bangalore distance.
Mallus have never seen a real highway since such things cannot be built in one of the most densely populated places in India. They have pathetic infrastructure, no driving sense and walk on filthy pot holed roads with no footpaths.
Mallus are famous for bandhs, hartals, rallies and strikes. Not even the basic amenities like power and water. Mallu towns stink with sewage water and garbage. Water pipe bursting is a daily affair.
When the IAF conducted sorties for first time in TVM, tribal houses were damaged, windows collapsed and lunatics freaked out running out shouting Ayyo Ammachi. Tribals never seen a fighter jet before.
Most mallus are restless, confused, perverts and frustrated. Maybe that's why they like hanging themselves and jumping in front of trains a lot. Even in trains especially Kerala express, one can always see the police arresting mallus for intoxication and molesting girls.
Mallus are famous for sex scandals including their politicians molesting passengers in planes. After all mallus proudly gave India, the first X rated movies with their huge bosom mallu aunts showing off their big ugly attributes. Every month there is a new sex scandal.
One can see mallus ogling at tourists at the Kovalam beach. They are famous for grabbing the asses of tourists. 26% of mallu women face abuse and sexual harassment. They are famous even abroad for molestations. Designer Anand Jon and many church pastors.
Mallus due to the backward conditions and unemployment, migrate in large numbers to other states and countries. They do mainly low paying menial jobs like drivers, stenos, typists, laborers, and chaya walahs.
In fact one can see schools from other states advertising in mallu newspapers for teaching positions for mere 2K rupees. Pathetic indeed is the life of mallus. Many commit suicide working under hazardous conditions in Gulf and suffer various kinds of torture by Arabs including spitting on their faces.
The so called literate mallus don't allow the singer Yesudas to enter inside a Hindu temple.
A backward mallu will be surprised when he sees Chandigarh. Small towns like Mathura have McDonald outlet, Delhi alone has 50. KFC and such outlets come in places having high purchasing power which mallus lack. Mallus are usually shocked when they see the plush crore weddings in Delhi.
The mallu Rajdhani gets the most filthy coaches from the Northern railways since they know mallus are pussies and will never complain. Other Rajdhanis have the new LHB German coaches. Mallus indeed are pussies. The Tamils invaded inside mallu rail zone, divided and took their share so coolly. They also took away the TVM airport.
Mallu mouths are always open for the rice to arrive from other states. Have you seen mallus stuffing big balls of rice, at weddings and scrambling to eat like animals and beggars, as if not eaten for days? Bengal sends them refugee rice.
Mallus have cheap bakeries and insane jewelry stores every nook and corner. The famous 3 mallu signs of recognition - chaya wallah, Hindi thoda thoda maloom and ayyo ammachi big probbbllllum.
Disclaimer - No intention to malign anyone personally. I apologize, if I did.
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Hometown:
Thiruvananthapuram
Country:
India
Occupation:
Coconut Climber, Quotation Goonda.
Schools:
Uneducated
Hobbies:
Climb coconut trees, Ogle tourists at Kovalam, Spit in public.
Movies:
Keralam Orru Pranthalayam








abbe madarchod....kissi mallu ne tere maa ke chut mein bhais ka lund.dala tha kya??
poori mone .....peleyadi panna pandi poori mone.......arra kune.....tevdya payyan....mother fucker.....