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Victor Wooten has more talent and ability in one pinky than I have in my entirety. And I'm pretty damn good!

You don't get much tighter than these guys live. Damn!

One of the best live bands of all time. I've never seen anything but sheer perfection.

Every musician standing on that stage is simply phenomenal, both vocally and on their respective instruments. They are truly a group of virtuosos. That being said, however, you gotta admit that Ron Block's ability is just mind-blowing. I've been playing, teaching, and building guitars for 27 year...

God DAMN!!!!!!!!!! And after 27 years of playing, teaching, and even building guitars, I thought I was good. Fuck me runnin ', man! You are both a prodigy and a virtuoso! Now excuse me while I go put my entire guitar set-up on Ebay.

There a few absolutes in life. The world is round. Everyone dies. Water is wet. And Amy Lee is the most beautiful woman who ever lived.

This album was given to me for my birthday in late September 2001. 9/11 was barely two weeks old. I had seen the Pentagon burning first hand--missed seeing the plane itself by less than ten seconds. And it all fucked me up so badly that I used to just drive the country roads of Northern Virginia ...

An often forgotten member of the "27 Club".

An often forgotten member of the "27 Club".

I'd like to see ANY of these Top Ten guitarists play Nuno Bettencourt's "Flight of the Wounded Bumblebee".

The bottom line is that Robin Crosby was a gifted guitarist and songwriter, handsome as the day is long, and a hell-of-a-nice-guy. To this day it still saddens me deeply to know he was dealt the substance abuse and addiction card. It's a horrible fate to endure (trust me, I know), and it's turned...

I don't doubt for a second that this video, and the cameraman's assessmet of the situation, are authentic. As he said, that's what makes the video incredible--the fact that this scenario is so atypical. But nature colors outside of the lines more than you think. I once saw a video taken my a moti...

Talk about a haunting sound. Here in the Piedmont area of North Carolina, we hear Barred Owl calls on a relatively regular basis. But no matter how often a I hear that mournful cry, it always leaves me in awe. Man has nothing on nature.

Goddamn. I'm...I'm speechless.

Good. Really good. And not the easiest song to cover, either. Trust me, I know.

This is humanity at its lowest level. And I'm speaking about both sides. All four of these guys are just an embarrasment.

The sound of a bagpipe is truly haunting and beautiful...for the first minute or so. Then it gets really obnoxious.

How fucked up was the person who came up with the idea of a bagpipe?

OK. How about a list for those of us who were born before 1990?! The Omen? Hellraiser? The Exorcist? The Shining? You're really limiting yourself, kid.

Been playing it wrong for 25 years, including countless times live. Oops.

Warren has always been my guitar idol. Sure George Lynch, Jake E Lee, Randy Rhoads, Steve Vai, Nuno Bettencourt, etc. were all phenomenal too. But something about Warren's style, especially his phrasing, has always really left me in awe. And I agree with IzzyStorm concerning their live shows. Saw...

Nothing like blow and a fifth of vodka to enhance your communication and motor skills.

I've been playing guitar for 26 years. I teach guitar, and build them as well. And I took two years of Music Theory in college. And I still can just vaguely understand what the fuck this guy is talking about.

Why do blacks talk so unitelligently, and on purpose? If your race is already stigmatized as cerebrally lacking, why would you then choose to bastardize the English language in such a way as to reinforce that stereo-type? I've never understood this. I would think you'd go out of your way to appea...

Love the J5 tele! I made a custom version for myself and love it. Built for speed!

Was at the gym today. Watched 45 minutes worth of "contemporary artists" on the gym TV and didn't know who a one of them was. Just a bunch of no-talent kids who look pretty and have their songs written for them--and boring, ridiculous songs at that. I miss the days of unbelievably cool and talent...

I swear if you mixed that brown pus in with some gravy and served it, no one would be able to tell. You oughta try it. Thanksgiving's just around the corner!

Now THAT'S money well spent! Pay no mind to the guy sitting on the corner who hasn't eaten in three days and is freezing. YOU'VE got your nipples pierced!

Somewhere, God is saying, "Well, this really isn't the type of behavior I had in mind when I created human beings. Wonder what went wrong?"

Energy! Creativity! Inhibition! Beauty! Fun! These characteristics are what make life worth living. And Bjork personifies them all. So just roll with her eccentric genius and enjoy! Sure beats being judgemental, self-righteous and angry!

And I thought the original version was cool.

A means of extermination done solely in the name of cost effectiveness and ease. When this is the mindset of an entire world civilization, regardless of whether you're speaking of farmers and hogs, banks and loans, politicians and promises, or lawyers and ethics, the end is near.

The answer to this dilemna is simple. To those involved in whaling: this isn't 1845. You can stop your archaic means of providing food and making a living. There are plenty of alternatives. Whaling isn't neccesary anymore.

To those against whaling: stop your whining and focus your efforts on rid...

The only thing Chapman aquired by shooting an unarmed, peace-preaching artist in the back five times was his name forever being synonymous with cowardice and revulsion.

There are a great many extremely talented musicians that have written and performed splendid melodies sung in three-part harmony. And I love to hear them. But this one will always take the cake for me. It's simply flawless.

I used to work in a VA Mental Hospital as a Psych Tech. And I've literally heard psychotic giberish from patients who are behind locked doors that made more sense than that.

Wow.

I don't think you meant to use the word infamous to describe this incredible aircraft. Infamous is synonymous with destable. It doesn't mean famous.

Now he's in hell getting pounded in the ass by 72 virgin women wearing 14" strap-ons. This is where presumption gets these brain-washed savages. The Koran doesn't specify who will be fucking whom.

Well, that's what you get when you start horsing around.

You just KNOW she was like, "OK, I just looked like a utter dipshit in front of a viewing public of millions, which also happens to include all of my family, friends and coworkers. I wonder what life in Guam would be like?"

What the fuck was racist about that? Damn people, lighten up!

Makes me want to spread out a red-checkered table cloth a have a nice picnic.

I just about pissed myself that made me laugh so hard!