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Possibly the worst described video on youtube. Should have been called "brunette slim softcore"

Where´s the big booty? All I see is a skinny girl and her gay best friend on a plane. Boring!

@legokid6712 I suggest you watch the movies again. His subordinates often call him Lord Vader.

Sometimes staff are just plain unreasonable. I once tried to buy a ticket from a machine with a £10 note that was rather old. I told the man at the counter the machine wouldnt accept it, but he was busy so he just said YES IT WILL angrily So I boarded the train without a ticket as I would have be...

An obese cat is mildly disturbing. The music (Rudolph the Red Nosed reindeer with the right rhythm and all the wrong notes) is totally freaking me out though.

So... guy in the red car just sits at the lights without moving. Why doesn't the car behind him get annoyed and beep him?

terrible Borat accent and grammar too correct. it should be "I am journalist from kyezekstan!" not "A journalist." a few more original jokes would be good too.

@ffkoelle yes he does. But because the other guy comes and talks shit for 30 minutes in between, theres only time for 2 songs. Thats why he makes the most of it.

Why is everyone (the band, the announcer, presumably the audience) dressed the same? Is this the Annual Bingo Caller's Convention?

She'd give captain picard a shiny purple boner in that dress

9 consonants please - that way you turn round more. No vowels, cos I want to look at your ass.

I thought about leaving an "entertaining negative comment", but I cant be bothered. You can keep my 1:37, I don´t want it back now you've had you smelly hands on it. I just feel sorry for your daughter that she has such a selfish egotistical bastard of a father who takes pleasure from leaving del...

This song is for the organ - anyone can make it sound brilliant on that instrument. Even me and I don´t even own a keyboard. Doing it on the guitar is a lot harder and totally unexpected, I've been playing the guitar over 20 years and I cant come close to this. The harmonics in the last minute ar...

@NeverMind9132 Thankyou for the explanation. The footage may be real, but it is not a tsunami so the title is fake : )