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Fat boy Tito attacked by a Blue Fish lolotvonline 81 views Tito on LOLOTV jumps off the boat in the ocean and get back in the boat and is attacked by a blue fish. LOL!
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Jack Black & LoloTV Chicken Nugget Phone Prank lolotvonline 1,176 views Jack Black and LoloTV 4 Chicken Nugget Phone Prank
Drunk @ss Santa on LOLOTV lolotvonline 2,670 views Santa falls hits his head on the trunk of the car, pisses by the elevator, get caught pissing and gets pushed down by someone. Drunk as hell caught on the LoloTV garage cam...
Black Dada Rescued from Haiti - Rags 2 Riches Promo Feat Rick Ross lolotvonline 902 views Black Dada introduces his Rags 2 Riches Promotion. You can feel the pain of the struggle in Black Dada's voice on the promotional track "Rags 2 Riches" featuring Rick Ro...
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About me: Brought up in the ghettos of "THE MUCK" I have beat the system to become a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the area of heat retention. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning operas, I manage time efficiently. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello, I was scouted by the Mets, I am the subject of numerous documentaries. When I'm bored, I build large suspension bridges in my yard. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured New Jersey with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. I bat .400. My deft floral arrangements have earned me fame in international botany circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. While on vacation in Canada, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, I delivered my son Giovanni Levon Lopez and I have spoken with Elvis , TuPac and Rick James at the same time on the same night on conference call. stay tuned I accomplish more everyday...

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