m'kaay?

@MrSeniorPickle I'm sorry that you think all aetheists think the same. Your reasoning is very essentialist.

"One day monkeys just decided to mutate into humans, Charles Darwin said this"

- PAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHahaha *deep breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *wipes tears from eyes*

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *loses faith in humanity*

@Joecbg100 ??? there are no dislikes as of yet and nobody has said anything bad in the comments. You give off this vibe that connotes to everyone else that you are incredible but-hurt over something absolutely trivial and stupid. I'm entitled to my opinion actually, so is everyone else.

Its funny how the song made me feel like I could rob a bank, it gave off that sort of vibe even before I saw the video. Now this. Its just perfect.

I bet he loves the smell of his own farts

Unfortunately a lot of people are testosterone fuelled and looking for a fight these days.

Any oriental people know what the oriental chap was saying? (I'm sorry, I say oriental because I don't know whether he is chinese/ japanese/ malay/ korean/ other)

I hope that the fact that they know how it feels they won't go around and bolster this weapon for little or no reason.

The next day a real grenade flies in through the roof window... "Verrrry funny Johnson, very fu..." BAAANG!!

I would have ripped it off and ran :)))

In a few decades you will be able to record yourself farting in the morning, upload it to itunes in the afternoon and see yourself on top of the charts in the evening...

Epicurus:

Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able?

Then he is not omnipotent.

Is he able, but not willing?

Then he is malevolent.

Is he both able and willing?

Then whence cometh evil?

Is he neither able nor willing?

Then why call him God?

I'm just going to put this out there. If theres a kind hearted millionaire out there that wants to make someone happy. Please donate to me a Canon 5D MkIII :) I am a poor student studying screen arts in Perth, Australia. If you donate to me this camera or a sum equal to or more than the price of ...

Its kind of a lame prank when you pretend to be handicapped and do things that cause people to worry about you, makes you come off as a bit of an asshole. but all the other pranks that I've seen are really funny.

I'm 8 and what is this?

SURPRIIIIIIISE!!!

Well it terrifies me that dillusional people like this think that they can be president of the US whilst taking advice from an imaginary invisible friend.

Film studios aren't losing any money from people like me. Not being able to download free shit isn't going to make me buy shit that isn't free. I only download it because its there. If it isn't, I'm not giving you any money still, I haven't got any :)

Starting a social experiment: As of today i'm going to be an asshole to chicks and see if my rate of getting-laid increases...

Not rich enough to be an apple fanboy.

It makes me sad that I actually know people like this.

I used to be like this but then I started to see the point and became an Agnostic Atheist. "Atheist" means I don't BELIEVE in any RELIGION and "Agnostic" means that I am not convinced of the EXISTENCE of any GOD.

2 different meanings because even if a god appeared from the sky and revealed himsel...

@xxautubaccxx God is lame and gay, Kony will most likely shoot himself in the face when he is surrounded by Ugandan soldiers.

ha!

@TheGijoemusic This makes me sad, everyone at school has an iPhone 4gs.:( Thing is, I have enough money to buy one but I need to budget it for food/ pay the rent/ etc: Fuck life :(

Then a Scientologist comes a long: "well Xenu said..."

"SHUT UP sponge!"

I like you young turks but Defranco has 870 something million. What gives lol? you cannot call what he does news.

I swear I subscribed to you like 4 months ago and this is like the first video that I have ever seen in my sub-box... classy :-)

If I was god and I had to write down on some stone my rules for living on the earth I'd write: have empathy, use logic, use your brains and have fun and enjoy.

VSauce is really really bad if what you're trying to do is stop procrastinating...

I know right? just yesterday my flatmate said (and I'm crying here now), he said "I hate spaghetti" and I was all like "YOU TAKE THAT BACK, YOU INSULTED THE FLYING SPAGHETTI LORD, MASTER OF ALL!!!"

motion to kill my flatmate approved? thank you :-)

Amir is a philly goose!

If it was an inside job, why would they go through the trouble of placing bombs in the buildings and simulating a plane crash when it would be much simpler to just pay a real terrorist organisation to fly real planes into buildings...