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Anyone got any idea how to get drums that sound like this in ableton suite? I just downloaded it today, and the only drum kits I've found seem to sound like shit compared to this. What kind of drums would I need to find in the program or download into the program to get something like this? Any h...

@blastdude12 I made a generalization, and I apologize for it. I just think that it's fucking stupid of the guy to go: "You did something that I'm sure a good 70% of teenagers do in this generation and something that I probably would have done. That's unacceptable!!! I want you to respect me, so I...

If I get one hundred likes, I will sing this song for my school talent show. If I get 110, I will upload it as a response. If I get 150, I will get my friends and I to arrange this song for acapella. Regardless of what anyone does, I will play (and sing) this song for the westboro baptist church ...

aren't these the four chords you can fit into EVERY POP SONG IN THE GOD DAMN WORLD!!!???

I don't want to be "That guy", but Amy Lee's writing abilities have gone down faster than enron. Ever since she became happy, her music died and turned into this.

@Thief8Bit Sadly, Amy Lee is a shell of who she was. The new album is god awful. especially when you compare it to this.

@dtmajors Dude, Don't bring motherfucking politics to a music video that has nothing to do with it. You seem to have support from people now, but ultimately and inevitably, you're going to start an argument that doesn't need to happen. I'm a democrat, but I don't go around posting "THUMBS UP IF R...

@mykelgibson2 Go look up TJ's video on homosexuality being "Unnatural". I'm not feeding you, mr troll. TJ's already done that.

@boredood What the fuck is wrong with being gay? Just because it's written down in your book of fairytales automatically means it's wrong? What do you know that automatically makes your opinion of religion correct? What if there's a giant spaghetti monster up there who hates straight guys? How do...

Still better than anything Lil Wayne has ever put out.

Good job for not including Eternal Darkness. That game was one hell of a let down.

watch?v=ZLd4C3zRgHw This is a pretty good cover of one of big B's masterpieces done by a few minnesotan teenagers. I'd recommend checking it out. I enjoyed it a lot.

@thebehmont1 Look up the praxis live version of animal behavior. that has plenty of shred in it.

Oh, he's rolling. Oh, he's rolling. Oh, he's hurting. You busted his ass something hard, bruce.

Can I be part of this group while still being a member of the companions?

Would these be usable in a guitar with a floyd rose? Or would I need to use a different f-spaced pickup?

@Cronositoerenano Yeah, but Randall is still it's own company, and Dime's amps (as far as I know) are USA. Epiphone amps are often poorly made imports, while randall solid states are very high quality. Dime also used a half stack.

Anonymous isn't going to stand for this. Strap yourselves in. The government's gonna get guy Fawked

Edward Cullen vs The count.

the album's out now. get it.

@asssmoothie69 HOW FUCKING OLD WERE YOU WHEN THAT SHIT HAPPENED!!!??? I practice the guitar every single day for hours on end, but no fucking girl seems to notice!!! WHAT DID YOU DO!!!???

watch?v=ZLd4C3zRgHw 'tis a good, melodic cover of this legend, done by a well-put-together band of teenagers.

watch?v=-z5FWlUN1go&ob=av2e This song explains TJ's message pretty well.

@paegass FYI, Beiber has disappeared. nobody talks about him anymore.

@Jaglyser NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Now you're going to be the top comment!!! DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!!

I think it says "God, stop touching the children."

NicePeter vs Jon Lajoie.

Best internet rappers ever.

2:19 would be a hell of a lot more simple if he simply had a killswitch. that saves you a lot of time planning out dimensional shifting.

Can you still become a vampire in this one?

Dude, what state do you live in? Because I've got a band in desperate need of you. I'm a damn good guitar player, and I need a drummer who can challenge me. Although you don't look like you live in minnesota.

@blahblah5435 Dude, there's no need for a rebellion. Dubstep is the fucking shit right now.

@C4R3ON1 Yes it is. That's all the genre revolves around. without the drop, it would be techno. nothing more.

@Mkay5150 "Emotion" and "soul" are for simpletons like you who know nothing about music beyond bends and the pentatonic scale. You can't stand a guy like Buckethead being better than your hero, so you hide behind that wall of bullshit. Buckethead is WORLDS better than slash. And FYI, publicity do...

I liked this video. I haven't been rickrolled in a while. I was expecting Trololo, but this guy is bringing it back :D

Mick Thompson, this is a message from fellow maggots, and haters. your solos are awesome, but for the love of all that is good and holy, BUY A FUCKING 7 STRING!!!

Does anyone else realize that this is a joke? or is it just me?

@berserkLP This whole album is going to have a dubstep/electronic influence. so I imagine skrillex will be on a few other tracks. maybe dubba johnny as well.

Where's the bass?

I'm going back to skrillex.