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@jazzx251 Hi my name is Sepp Blatter; thanks for your suggestions. You are quite the loser.

Safai's an asshole to the dealer. Glad she dealt him that cooler.

Back in the 70s they called that jockeying

I'm always shy of saying 'this is much better than the original' because without the original this particular version would never have existed.

But this version is much better than the original. FACT.

@kn1ght0fcydon1a This is an old, recycled and completely naive complaint. The very reason that Justin Bieber et al. are sat atop of the pop music charts is because the cheesy corniness appeals to the masses, most poignantly children and tweens. This demographic accounts for much of the market. On...

@MrThreshold2009 Can anyone tell me what this means? This sentence appears, at times (few), to be in English yet I could not decode it for all the tea in Yorkshire

@jumpinjojo FYI: It would *be* 'their' new album, not 'there'.

He without sin Daniel San.

I hear their divorce was far less spectacular yet far more expensive

Goats n' hoes

Dubstep and Zelda are my two favourite things of all time; what a fucking treat this is.

Why don't I have a girlfriend?

I like struggled to like, like understand what like anyone was like saying like because like they just like kept saying like the word like like.

Anybody feel like his girlfriend isn't that interested/fucking hates him?

@ThErAmWaNtShAm oRiGiNaL

Roses are red

Violets are blue

Dubstep is original

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@ZoMyGoodnessable I'm inclined to agree - I still think Eastern Jam is their best tune. I suppose the mainstream media (Radio 1 et al.) is not exactly ripe territory for the grimier basslines (6 year old kids en route to school etc); thus they've toned their stuff down to suit accordingly. It's a...

@TheUnlockable1 The internet was created by Tim Berners-Lee, an Englishman who donated the invention to the US Military. So yes, created in USA but not by an American you over patriotic fuckstick.

I like how you've shown a free kick against Porto which hit the wall. Funny how you didn't show his goal five minutes earlier that flew in the top corner from 35+ yards.

WHAT A SHIT PLAYER.

Gus Hansen is one smooth operator - he's a getting a blowie fo sho.

@Drecon84 that's the most underrated comment on YouTube

My girlfriend looked into my eyes and said "I love you Scott".

I didn't see the earphones; she was listening to Cudi. Dang.

Pretty much all of my home games end up with a royal flush and an ensuing shoot out; nothing out of the ordinary here.

Matusow's nickname shouldn't be the mouth. It should be the penis.

This is a sad indictment on London's youth. What's worse is that I'm not even slightly shocked.

@MrMattabater how the fuck can you accuse people of hate and defend Stanhope in the same sentence? This is six minutes of vile hatred from a pathetic individual, as are you it would seem.