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Name:
Sift
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Good day to ya. M'names Sift, your insane zombie hunting researcher. I can name off 150 types of undead bullet sponge, But Don't think I will. I might start putting up vids of them, but dont get your hopes up.
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About Me:
 
I go by Sift because I just like the sound of it. My real name is Almir, but call me Sift, I prefer it. Sifty works too.
I'm actually a pretty nice guy, but that doesn't mean I'm one to take advantage of. I'm polite because it's only natural. I draw every now and then, but most of my day is either reading or training. I'm a fearless fellow- I know the difference between courage and stupidity, and those two make up most of my days. I won't just charge into a warzone, I'll rather sneak around it. I will never run from anything. But my helpful demeanor usually doesn't get me into fights, only with the biggest of assholes, really. I'm a loner by heart, I work alone, I train alone, I hunt alone- hell, School and Family are the only times I am usually seen with other people! I'm a bit of a MacGyver, I build all sorts of weapons, tools, and traps that suit my needs. Anything from a simple knife made out of a soda can to a lockpick set made from an Allen wrench and a bent wire. Annnnnnd.... that's All you need to know, right?
Hometown:
St. Petersburg, FL
Country:
United States
Occupation:
Zombie Hunter
Companies:
I work alone
Schools:
Northeast High
Interests:
Killing Zombies, Reasearching Newer Types, Creating zombie-based books, Watching movies, playing Zombie games, Women.
Movies:
Anything by George A. Romero and a whole bunch of other mind numbing crap
Music:
If its actiony its fine by me. Fuck yer screemo.
Books:
The Zombie Survival Guide, World War Z, The Book of Booking.
Channel Comments
chiefsean16 (1 week ago)
Oh noes!
llburnu (3 weeks ago)
I stand alone in all wars that plague my existence, I shall not fall, I shall not break.
chiefsean16 (1 month ago)
Elmer Fudd would be proud.
chiefsean16 (2 months ago)
Keeeeeewl... slaughter any bunnies?
chiefsean16 (2 months ago)
Ah, so you just painted everything red instead?
Shadstarlight (2 months ago)
I've never seen or touched snow before o.o
chiefsean16 (2 months ago)
No probs, have fun! Remember to pack your weapons!
chiefsean16 (2 months ago)
Never seen snow? Ah, here's a few tips:

1. Don't eat the yellow snow.
3. If you see brown snow, it's not snow.
8. Never put snow down your crotch, it's cold.
6. Never put a magical hat on your snowman, it will come to life and kill you.
5. Don't bury yourself in snow, you'll freeze to death and awake in the year 5291.

That about covers everything you need to know about the stuff.
chiefsean16 (2 months ago)
Just seein if you're still alive, I thought the old possesed toaster would do the trick. But seriously, my toaster looks fucking evil!
chiefsean16 (2 months ago)
Hey dude, do you like toast? I think my toaster's evil...
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