GET OUT

now this looks like a westwood cinematic

awesome shit is happening, does it have anything to do with the plot?

WHO GIVES A FUCK ITS AWESOME

@ 0:46, 0:55

I must go, my planet needs me

@1:15

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captain keys = captain canned

OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ALDREN

STOP. SKIPPING. THE FUCKING DIALOG!

@ 6:00

for those who dont' want to watch 6 minutes of mucking about.

I want the OST to this lets play: you and canned giggling like schoolgirls with an undertone of CLICKITY CLICKITY

@arkayen666123 MegaRegan? or Ronald Raygun?

@ 9:42

does... does anyone else see that?

is it me, or does the link end with a capitol F and 11 capitol letter As?

A wild LIKE approaches!

what do you do?

@ 5:26

I like how he tells puppysky to close his dick and then after he finishes...

puppysky: *grunts* OH MY GOD PRO

@ 2:23

they call him...

HOUSE TRAINED!

POT-ed PLANTS!

*mikelat spews out a stream of potted plants*

@ 7:36

swine: I can see how clever this idea is...

thing beast: raaaaaaaaagh- oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck! *falls of roof and dies*

apparently Australia loves the revolutionary war.

@EvilNecroid then again those were low concentrations, being in only a few people at a time, whereas this strain of the thing is in large concentrations and could have reasoned that using small, mobile forms could be an easier path to victory/infection than RPing for fun and profit.

proof I can't handle horror games:

walk into room with guy.

guy starts freaking out about how there is a thing near

I haven't seen it, and its in the hallway

I use the flamethrower to make a line across the door

the thing shows up and HOLY FUCKING HELL

WHAT THE FUCK IS IT DOWING

ITS JUST FUCKING ...

well @ 7:51 I had given all the team smgs and expected them to stay with me (whereas I had a pistol). surprise, they didn't.

@trentikaa

SCP foundation. windows exploding. yep.

@ 6:16

did he just pump an smg?

transcribe audio

THANK YOU PAT i DISCOVERED PEOPLE BEAT ME

NEED MORE DOSH = NEED MORE BULLSHIT

I GOTTA BOMB AGAIN = GULBARGA ELECTRICAL

AND THEN THEY'RE GONNA BOMB ME = THERAPIST GIRLS HERMIDA BALMY SELECT LOCATION

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX

@chrism905 FALSE NAM(E)

Marc Lecointe can perform this song with a hollowed out crysalid skull, some snakeman intestine, and a heavy plasma.

@8:20

oh man

oh god

cockatrices.

mother fucking cockatrices.

those fucks can pull a mean TOTAL PARTY KILL.

WITH ONE FUCKING STATUS AILMENT.

MOTHER FUCKING COCKATRICES.

I remember my first time against those fucks.

everyone was petrified.

except the black mage.

cue running for life.

fucking cockat...

@ 16:32

He's not "Yes"-ing, he is milking the giant electric cows

google - tvtropes milk the giant cow.

it makes sence in context

@ 8:40

LIBERTY PRIME IS ONLINE. ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL. WEAPONS HOT. MISSION: THE DESTRUCTION OF ANY AND ALL CHINESE COMMUNISTS.

COMMUNIST TARGET DETECTED ON AMERICAN SOIL!

DISPENSING INDISCRIMINATE JUSTICE!

TACTICAL ASSESSMENT: RED CHINESE VICTORY? IMPOSSIBLE!

@Thenso37 I am pretty sure that is trolling, since it has lul in it. but who is the troll? could it be... HP LOVECRAFT HIMSELF?

@belcourtdemon ok for 1. I just realized that dead space is system shock BACKWARDS. in system shock you start in a space station then go to a ship. the "marker" of the system shock series is SHODAN. srsly, shodan made the virus, but there was no "copy of something that already exists" bullshit. S...

I didn't know the sniper used to be a prison guard...

@paulopavacic just because they wont ban you, doesn't mean its a cheat. and you prolly have to have admin control to do it in the first place. and sv_cheat 1 on to use it. try it and see if you have to turn on sv_cheat to activatye it.

@mrloonytoony78 I misspelled fart.

A guy with a tatoo'd forehead from alabama is gunnah get us all killed. Protip: you keep everything on this level if you die and start a new game.

If you are done with this playthrough and want more Deus Ex, you should use the Malvakian mod. It adds a bunch of INTERESTING *coughcoughpsycoticcoughcough*

Kiko: "Orly?"

Commander: "ya rly. ALIB AHKBAHR!!!"

*pulls pins on cluster blasterbomb/ alien grenade clump*

*summon explosions and epic lulz*

Also that crysalid wasn't knocked out by plasma shots to the face. He was knocked out by shopkeeper coming back from the john. That was in his brain.

Shopkeeper is pureheritage decendant of Chuck Norris.

Kiko: Africa?

Dr. Rabbit: AFRICA!!!

Well Gaston is better than Malkon... IN BED! *everyone gives disgusted looks*