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Darth Vader (hisses): your sister.....LOL!

@g40calkiller The video title says it all: it's about her REACTION, so of course the camera's going to be focussing on her face.

Love how Arnie's greatest lines are also the cheesiest!

@Agamer4321

Almost - it's a British telephone booth. They're red as opposed to a Police Booths (tardises) which are blue.

Typical.....The bad guys are British.

Just a note, that first enemy - not a Lost Soul. Lost Souls have faces, that first enemy is just a skull and is called a Forgotten.

Might I suggest that you find out where the missions are located BEFORE you record the video?

The zombie commandos were originally human as we saw in the pre-level cutscene so how come they turn to ash like demons when they're killed? Why don't they collapse/explode like other zombies? Just a thought.

"Mancubuses?" I think it's probably MANCUBI (yeah, I'm a pedantic nerd).

@BowserwithaShotgun

Yeah, zombies disintegrate when you shoot them enough, but this game seems to have some glitches on death animations, so occasionally you get deaths that look strange/spectacular.

"Hmmm.....stuff I don't need" THAT WAS THE PLASMA GUN YOU JUST PASSED UP!!

The Sprawl would be a cool vacation spot if it wasn't infested by necromorphs.

Have to agree with Cybershell - that barrel only stumped me for about a minute,. He makes a good point - there are only so many buttons on a Mega Drive joypad, ONE of them must make a difference. Sega wouldn't have published a game that was impossible to complete!

Did you know that u can by a patch off the internet and make sex with Denise an interactive mini-game? It's worth it for entertainment value, but it is possible to "fail" the date if you fail to.....stimulate Denise enough.

@Calmminded94

Actually, this type of racism was common in the 1970s (when I think the film takes place). The Finns were considered inferior by the Swedes.

@lotsoffriends101

A mixture of Swedish and Finnish.

"Here's a nice cup of hot tea ALL OVER YOUR FACE y' bastard!" LOL

@futurista711

This isn't from the Fast Show. It's from a show called Harry Enfield and Chums (which also features Paul Whitehouse).

I think that the Myst book matrialises out of the table because the room is flooded for part of the time and consequently the book would be destroyed if it were out in the open.

I don't think you're just "some guy living in space". In the strategy guide, the stranger (the character you play) found the Myst book in the stacks of the San Francisco public library.

Um....you could sound a bit more convincing when you talk about Saveedro being the victim and suffering enough betrayal. As it is, you sound like you're reading from a pre-prepared script.

CAN you help the lawyer, if you want to?

"Get that fucking stake out you stupid whore!...You're a fucking slayer, why would not that be your first fucking weapon, you fucking retarded bitch!" 10/10 for entertainment value, but man you need to get a life!

@UBapLongboarder Your dick did not lead yot to this video, jtpfreak DARED you to watch it, so you did.

I'm betting Ellie isn't dead.....

Blueravenvg is right we don't call each other "brother" here in Britain, but unlike him I think GhostRobo KNOWS that and is making a joke and NOT ragging on Brits.

@RMX6199

Oh right - Sorry, that interpretation of my comment actually hadn't ocurred to me! Guess I should avoid mentioning food in the context of a game like Dead Space.

"What just happened? One tail guy attacks us then we die?" The tail guy didn't kill you. One of the necromorphs smashed a pane of glass and you were sucked into outer space.

I don't know if this is gospel, but I heard that Lucas never told Dave Prowse that he was going to be dubbed! Kinda unfair if it's true.

@Dawngaward0110

Yeah,sorry, I was in a bad mood, didn't mean to diss you.

These are not Max Payne "funny moments". Funny moments are things like glitches or easter eggs. THIS is you being a callous bastard going around killing innocent people and cussing in subtitles.

Hey Ghostrobo - love all your LPs. Question:which is better? FEAR 3 or Dead Space 2? I'm with the latter.

Perhaps you should explain why you're waiting....?

"Lawyers are the agents of the devil" You're obviously a criminal, seeing as you think that.

The name of the game is "Hitman 2: Silent Assassin". Emphasis on the SILENT. If you did missions with stealth as a priority, you might have more success.

I know this sounds like a really smart aleck question but how can you play a co-op or multiplayer game with Halo? The Master Chief is the only SPARTAN II super-soldier left!

C'mon guys, give RC a break! At least he's being reasonable - there's absolutely NO EVIDENCE that he's actually pissed off at Parker and Stone.

Good vids, but you're getting the Bond girls' names wrong! The one one u r calling Alurra is Zoe Nightshade (the blonde). Alurra doesn't appear until you escape Phoenix HQ later in the game just before which Dominique - the brunette in the cutscene - was killed by Drake. Yes, I know I sound like ...

@platinumSKATERS

Of course no one is better than Michael - but give the guy a break, I don't think he's trying to take Jacko's place!

I think it's kind of weird that the thing you draw our attention to in that cupboard are the knives rather than the S&M gear and the whip.....ot did u REALLY not notice them?

Maybe he's on the Daily Planet's website as Clark Kent?

Um....the game programmers programmed Sheva to say "that's the last thing we need" long before you said it, so actually YOU copied HER.

Nina looks and sounds like Claire Redfield from Resident Evil: Code Veronica X

You can crawl on top of the second cannon because it is on level ground. The cannon is built on a slope (I know it's not easy to notice, I didn't myself for months) so it's not due to a glitch.