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Important lesson to learn here. Even if your dick is big it doesn't meant you can last lol

@MrGrowingGreen What do you expect from someone that spells exhaust, "exost?"

@TheTorque12 TYVM i need some page views too!

@BlackGuyKai1 im going to keep this simple and to the point. Only people that grew up hella ghetto, in the hood, whatever you want to call it are socially accepted to use the word nigga. Such is the case in this video. Where did this girl grow up? East Oakland. Is it acceptable for her to use the...

she looks like she can take a stiff dick up her ass.

i might just go to japan and pound all the pussy in my sight!!! of course if it meets my standards first

@TheLovelyFisher How am i dumb please explain? make your arguement more than "your just a hater" thats just an excuse people use to not think critically.

put an acog on that bitch!!

(let ME wield that two hander ;) )

celicas are for girls

RIP PIMP C

you can only film a movie like this in oakland......

@D4NI3LGONZALEZZ ricer. i bet you think vin diesel is a real racer.

@lightmaster275 amuse is a japanese tuner for the s2k. its called the s2k regardless if its here or in japan.

coming straight from OAKLAND!!!

EAST MOTHERFUCKING OAKLAND ALL UP IN THIS B-I-T-C-H!!!

SPICE 1 EAST BAY SON!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haha this is cool instead of fighting roosters you fight kids! This kids amazing i hope hes a good sportsmanship.

i still be slapping this shit super extra loud so everybody else can hear lol. I love pulling next to faggot ass lil wayne listeners thinking there hella gangster because they think lil wayne is a real gangster. When they hear this song slapping they get scared of that baby eating, bitch murderin...

OMG OMG OMG!!! LIKE OMG THAT OUTFIT WAS SOOOOO CUTE!! OMG!! THE FARMING CAPE REALLY MADE YOUR EYES STAND IT OUT AND WHERE DID YOU GET THOSE SHOES? THEY ARE SOO CUTE!! AND THE WAY YOU DID YOUR HAIR WAS SOO CUTE! IS IT NATURAL OR DID YOU STRAIGHTEN IT?

Answer these questions honestly.

1. Do your friends that are girls know you play runescape? If so what do they say about it?

2. Who introduced you to runescape?

shit im not even from texas, im from the bay but this screwed and chopped shit slapps hella hard!!!!!!!!!!! Dont believe me go listen to Dj Screws version of Fondren and Main. I literally replayed that same song all day, and i do mean all day.

you bought an invetion? Shit you must be rich by now lol

@MrDarkmarius I didnt ask for your life story nor do i care if you tell me it. I could care less how you whooped peoples asses in school but its great that you did. Next time try to stay on topic of the argument. You were doing great till you got of course.

lol @ 3:15

zro got something very important to tell you and it cant wait lol . I cant leave my drank alone!!!!!!!

if you think fancy desktop effects make you seem like you know a lot about computers then an apple is right for you.

this tank is mad jdm yo!!!

whats that song that 4:36?

@icantre1324 thats why runescape blocks all bad words?