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A sad day in Lilac Aki's World!

This was one of my worst nightmares by Lilac Aki!

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Purple Aki

Purple Aki is back from his holiday and is now working as a Communications Relations Officer in Preston and is being fast-tracked into the conserva...

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About lilacAki

YO

My name is Lilac but I am known all over the country as Lilac Aki (and I am not going to say why).

I love spending time with the girls/boys in the Westway in Stafford. Its awesome and its well known for its brilliant 70's disco. I love music by The Jacksons and The Drifters. I look like the lead singer out of Hot Chocolate and the girls/boys go crazy when they play "Kung-fu fighting" because I go really nuts and start doing high-kicks and round-house moves to the beat of the song. I have been known to steal ties off men and wrap it round my head and start doing Karate chops to anyone who gets in my way. Hi-ahh. My bitch (Little Jimmy Krankie) can't get enough of me.

Fucking awesome. Yay.

P.S Aki Lovers

Please check my comments for updates at the bottom of this page.

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lilacaki

Latest Activity

May 10, 2011

Date Joined

Jul 1, 2007

About this user

I am from Whitmoreans Kid...

I am a fully rounded human being, with a degree from the university of life, a diploma from the school of hard knocks, and three gold stars from the kindergarten for getting the shit kicked out of me. The gold stars match's my gold tooth.

Age

Hometown

Whitmoreans

Country

United Kingdom

Occupation

Network Rail Lookout. Celebrity Chef and Head of Security for Stafford Rangers

Companies

Network Rail. Stafford Rangers. Central Television

Schools

Whitmoreans church of England and Toxteth Boys for violent offenders.

Interests

You may have seen me on the Saturday cook show. I came second in the great omelette challenge to Gino De Campo (He's a lovely guy with a great sense of dress. He could do with wearing his pants a bit tighter though. I have to put my pants on with a shoe horn, I love em tight me kidda). I spent way too long seasoning and trailed in 7 minutes later than De Camp. I wanted to Pickle Peg him but the cameras were still rolling. He has no idea I used to be Whitmoreans top lad. Bless him.

I am mascot for Stafford Rangers. When the crowd get behind me I do all my break dance moves and they shout Lilac Lilac give us a song, Lilac Give us a song. So I do my trade-mark song of Kung-Fu Fighting. The crowd go wild for it. I am ever so popular and everyone thinks I am great.

Bless Ya

Lilac Aki