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DARUN AND ZANGIEF

Kishimoto can't stop ripping off street fighter or his brother to save his life!

Hornets. My god.

needs more dinosaur extinctions

Is anybody else reading the title with George Takei's voice?

GO HOME AND EAT CHICKEN!

This is epic... until you remember TV Tropes "Not the Fall that Kills You"

Fluttershy IRL

Piccolo: Your son needs to dodge, Goku! He needs to DOOOOOOOOODGE!

O.O

You missed Beaker from the Muppet Christmas Carol!

Batman was humming to keep Doctor Destiny out of his head. Any tune would do, as long as it's catchy and goes on forever. I get the feeling if this was done now, he would be humming Nyan Cat.

Greatest Attack EVAR!!!

That's what happens when you put the floppy disk in BACKWARDS!

"I hate monkeys." Indeed, Superboy, indeed.

Sadly, of his lines in that episode, this was probably the best one, or rather, the least awful. It gets worse than this, much worse. To the point where its so gravelly and raspy that you can barely hear it. I don't think he got the point of the Joker's voice. It isn't to be as creepy and men...

I was just looking for some mindless entertainment.

How about Speed Hump?

"Now the night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting, that's pride fuckin' wit ya. Fuck pride! Pride only hurts, it never helps. You fight through that shit. 'Cause a year from now, when you're kickin' it in the Caribbean you're gonna say, "Marsellus Wallace was right.""

"I got no problem wi...

"You're way more of a man than he is."

Okay, did not need to know about THAT side effect.

I used to break jaws like that...then I took an arrow to the knee.

why yes, that is exactly how I feel!

Mmmmm Watcha saaaaaay....

I used to be dead...then I took an arrow to the knee.

In reality, jumping from that high into a pool, especially if he was doing a cannonball, he would have smashed himself on the bottom of the pool and broken several bones, maybe even died. That was a standard hotel pool, not a diving pool, and his speed his body compacted into a ball would have k...

God I love that music. One of the best songs in the franchise.

Yeah, Elise, I don't know if you've noticed, but not only is he a completely different species from you, not to mention dead, but um...have you looked downstairs? How do I put this tactly...he's about as anatomically impaired as a Ken doll!

Chuck Norris survives and responds by using ESCAFLOWNE! ESCAFLOWNE!

I was showing this to my sister, telling her it was an awesome song parody.

She asked, "What song does it parody?"

I answered: "ALL OF THEM."

I dunno, it really didn't seem to show off "conversational skills". That was all mostly one monologue, something that can easily be scripted. And since they claim to be showing off conversational skills and not comprehension and abstract thought skills and emotion, most likely none of that was ...

Uncanny Valley! UNCANNY VALLEY!!!

press 6, then 7, over and over and over

It's getting a rainbow enema! Ewwwww.

Africa, Mexico, Sicily, Tijuana, India, Osaka, Indonesia.

Pretty good, but it's no United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama.

I already knew about some of these from Brad Jones, the Cinema Snob.

1:53 and now nervous guy's house is on fire

this video gave 33 people seizures

I remember that scene! It's from Eagle in Snake's Shadow! He combined the Eagle-style with the Snake-style and got the Cat-style...somehow. And everybody knows how good cats are at punching balls.

Can you swallow?

EPIC