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3 guys are in a cafe

one says: ive got the smallest arm of the world!

another says: ive got the smallest head of the world!

last one says: ive got the smallest dick of the world!

the 3 guys go to Guinness World Records.

first one goes first and returns happy: ive really got the smallest arm in the world!

second returns happy too: ive really got the smallest head of the world!

last one returns angry and screams: WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BIEBER?! Want to get kicked out of Walmart
Here's 16 ways!
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1. Walk around dressed in Black w/ a fake walkie talkie while humming the Mission Impossible theme.And When someone asks what you're doing yell "Look out!" And push them
behind a shelf.
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2. Go into a dressing room and yell "There's no toilet paper in here!"
3. Play hide and go seek in the tire section.
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4. When the announcements come on get on the floor and yell "The Voices! They're back!"
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5. Have a friend push you in a grocery cart and yell "The British are coming!"
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6. Stand in the freezer in the Frozen Foods section.
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7. Put a bra and thong in a really mocho looking man's grocery cart.
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8. Go up to random people and whisper "I see dead people"
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9. Pass out Bananas to random people.
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10. Attempt to fly off a high shelf.
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11. Throw Confetti on people who walk into the store.
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12. Take a can of orange juice and lead a trail to the bathroom.
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13. Go to the meat section and yell "You must be ashamed!"
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14. When you hear music randomly start dancing.
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15. This step is the most important: Run from security.
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16. start wearing the bras and underwear outside ur clothes and run around with fairy wings and a stick yelling "I'M A PRETTY FAIRY HA HA HA!"
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92% of the teen population would be dead if Holister decided that breathing wasn't cool! Put this on your profile if you would be one of the 8% laughing hysterically in the background!


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~Spread the laughter; post this to your channel

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GOT A PROBLEM WITH ME?
Solve It
THINK IM TRIPPIN?
Tie My Shoes
CANT STAND ME?
Sit Down
CANT FACE ME?
Turn Around
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"HEY YOU!!! YES YOU!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! JUST SITTING AROUND STARING AT A SCREEN THAT KILLS YOUR BRAIN EVERY SECOND NOW GET OUTSIDE WHERE YOU BELONG AND GET ACTIVE!!"

..have you ever heard somthing like this from your parents before..if so..you've been lied too..

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