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Leo Damascus

Dumb Ways to Die (In Video Games)

46,008 views 1 year ago
Stay safe around Train Simulator 2013. I mean it, guys. If you die playing freaking Train Simulator, I don't even want you to comment, rate or subscribe. Because you're a moron!

Lyrics:
Eat the fish in Alley Cat.
Stand still for a homerun bat.
Forget to throw your bomb.
Use growl in the first fight in Pokemon.

Dumb ways to die. So many dumb ways to die.
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie. So many dumb ways to die.

Plant a smart bomb at your feet.
Let your racecar overheat.
Get knocked out by Glass Joe
Use selfdestruct on a DugTrio

Dumb ways to die. So many dumb ways to die.
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie. So many dumb ways to die.

Give the Slenderman an embrace.
Punch a creeper in the face.
Slice a chicken up into goo.
Heatman without item number 2.

Dumb ways to die. So many dumb ways to die.
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie. So many dumb ways to die.

Bounce a koopa shell off a wall.
Play Battletoads at all.
In the Elder Scrolls, don't pay the fine.
Trust your friend when playing Trine.

Dumb ways to die. So many dumb ways to die.
Dumb ways to die-ie-ie-ie. (Pause) So many dumb ways to die.

You can try to blame your Madcatz gamepad
as the reason that you're playing so bad.
But at the end of the day we know
just how this game is gonna go.
It's because you're the kind of guy
who can somehow always find the

Dumbest ways to die. The dumbest ways to die.
Dumbest ways to die-ie-ie-ie. (Pause) So many dumb... so many dumb ways to die.

Keep off the spirit tracks.
A message from the Internet.

Footage From: Alley Cat, Windwaker, Smash Bros Brawl, Nitronic Rush, Mike Tyson's Punchout, Pokémon Red, Slender: The Eight Pages, Minecraft, Oracle of Seasons, Megaman 2, Super Mario Bros., Battletoads, the Elder Scrolls: Oblivion, Trine Show less
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