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i was due to be in this video but on the day of filming i slowing lifted my head, raising my chin, brushing back my hair, then............BAM! id gave him all i had! i smiled so hard my wig fell off and when i bent to pick it up i broke wind so close to him it caused garys fringe to lift ever so ...

@dmcguire1442 Turtles are reptiles of the order Testudines (the crown group of the superorder Chelonia), characterised by a special bony or cartilaginous shell developed from their ribs that acts as a shield. "Turtle" may either refer to the Testudines as a whole, or to particular Testudines whic...

is this song about what i think its about?

@thearrah YOU THINK YOU KNOW ME???!!! you think i dont see you dancing with HER!!! I KNOW YOU, I SEE YOU !!! I SEE YOU UP YOUR IVORY TOWER PLAYING WITH OTHER PEOPLES PARTS!!!

yeah you cock monger, get off this page of hate and dismantlement you stink demon i hate that you did all of this to that man yuo shark problem

OH GLEN YOU BLOODY BASTARD, how do you do it everytime you bloody shit, i love you, i hate you, i miss you, i love you, oh glen you bloody bastard, i dont know how you do what you do but want you, i hate you, i love you OH JESUS GLEN WHY IS IT SO complicated glen, you shit i hate you i love you

Its 2pacs birthday today so you better pour some liquor out for ya home boy, iv only got a cup of tea here and its just been made so il wait for it to cool down before I splash it about

@natural6591 ball bags

@mattlove1 look i dont make the rules its all political lets just agree to disagree, whats your favorite band? mine is elastic or rubber

and when micheal jackman parp i said oooooooo michael you stinky little bastard

@truth8809 SHUT UP

i heard that when micheal died his sole went into the one with curly hair and that everytime he sings a little bit of him turns into michael and if he keeps singing everyday then in 20 years on the 3rd which is a Tuesday (thats what 3 T means) Jackson will fall out of his arse live on stage

i remember my grandfarter telling me that him and his crew tried to take on those corporate fat cats in the RAF when they discovered faulty ball sac brackets on the T1-11 back in 74, it was lance sessbreast who went in and gave it everything he had, we heard him shouting that the ball sac would d...

JIMMY TINKERMEN!!!! im going to see this guy round the jackermans tonight, its got very poor wheelchair access but Lampo said he has some x-ray specs that he got from NASA its cheaper then buying a ramp and

this guy is amazing, anyone one know if he has done anything recent

oh lord iv got a lot of action going on in my lampkin!!

going out to my girl vic's who is hotter then the sun and has set fire to so many dance floors she is doing 20 years for arson, yeah fo real coming straight outta needham market ya'll!!, you know how we do!!! big shout out to the old dears in the C to the O to the O to the P, CO-OP CREW LET ME HE...

@bilicana you should try bands like "the little minges", "midgets are people too" and "Franky Ladyman featuring the parper"

went to Dakota once..............full of minge

ahahahaahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaahahahahahhaha rubber ahahahahaahahaha rubber ahahahahaha thats a ahahhahaahah thats a condom ahaahahahahahahah

this song was written by kenny "parp" salmon, he was a stage hand working on the video to the fugees last smash hit. One lunch break he was playing hide and seek with his imaginary friend when Lauren Hill heard him say "ready or not claude im coming to get you" and lauren said "what did you say l...

@TimetoPretend21 you laugh, yes you have a big big laugh, but il tell you something what happens when the laughter stops, hey, yeah not so funny now is it. I once laughed at a tiny little man that had just been bittern by a duck, i laughed for hours as he chased it with a stick, im not proud but ...

@SuperSedon he often appears in many videos i once saw him play a plumber in a very erotic little number, anyway he cant be in this video cause he doesn’t exist or is that yeti, shut up anyway if you were a yeti wouldn’t you want to meet jimmy cash?!?! i met him once in way n save, he was weighin...

this dog is a ruddy hero!! if there were more little homos in the world it would be a far better place to be, i was lucky enough to meet this dog back in 58, i had been out playing swingball with franky ballback when i tripped over and rolled anti clockwise down the river bank landing on a fisher...

i agree with everyone music is like a journey to the moon but not that at all, i think if music was a lion it would be at home with its friends going oh yeah look at this, look at that, lets all have some crisps. sometimes if you really listen to music you can hear all the words and that, i think...

i hate you, strong words from a strong girl, i remember when i was 10 or 18 or something and this mum came up to me and said "hay cory get back up them stairs and show me the respect i deserve" i looked her in the eyes and said "who are you?" turned out she was talking to her guide dog. God im ma...

i was there that night!! im the one on the stage with the guitar and beard

sometime jacob says "dont put it up there" i say fuck off jacob its my pencil il put it where i like, did anyone see the telly last night?

@fazzywazzy look here, im a 30 year old man who enjoys a glass of sherry!! im not going to hide from you, i will wait and hide and then come at you like a chedder surprise

so people look at me and think "your lovely" and all that muck, but let me tell you i can go, oh yes, if i want to i can ruddy go!! dont you worry about that, il be all over you like a flannel, like cling film round yesterdays meat.

l like to pretend im a windmill whoooooooooooshhhhhhhhhhhh here i go