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Indiana Jones legoguy95 408 views I got bored :P
Destroy all Humans 2- Kojira Kaiju Battle legoguy95 18,407 views I just filmed this because it was something kinda weird and fun. Its really easy to beat. I didn't film the whole thing cause my camera's pretty old and doesn't have to mu...
Destroy all Humans 2- cop having a seizure legoguy95 3,996 views Sorry there's no sound. I was using my camera that doesn't have a mic. I just randomly saw this i didn't do anything to make it happen
Cars legoguy95 1,568 views This is just a test. I just wanted to see if I was any good at it! Enjoy!
Construction accident 2! legoguy95 2,377 views After a bump to the this construction worker gets back to his job. Another mishap happens to him again
The living sock!!! legoguy95 254 views It's the story about a living sock who just wants happiness in the world!
Construction accident legoguy95 1,469 views a little mishap in the field of work
Lego Dies Drear legoguy95 2,276 views It was done for a school project in reading class. I did this with my friend (csavoy1) who did the 2nd half, the first half is mine. It's based off the worst book ever (The...
Mini Lego War legoguy95 1,578 views This is the new version! The other one didn't have any sound. Its about a bounty hunter vs. 2 random soldiers.
Bill Gates vs. Steve Jobs legoguy95 3,978 views a comedy of Bill Gates and Steve Jobs in a judo death match after a bit of name calling. got the idea from my dad who said Steve calls Bill a wus!

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I am fluent in English, German, and Ghetto

XBL Gamertag: SAM DA POPE
PSN Id: SpookyWaffles
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Sep 2, 2011

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Dec 15, 2007

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I was found on a shelf in Ikea all packed and including batteries I might add. Then at age --- I discovered Lego and so began an unhealthy obsession with cats for the next few years. I built working Death Rays but sadly little suck up Dora The Explorer came along and always said "Little Caucasian boy no blowing things up with your ultra cool laser. Word and peace to all my homies." Because of this I always get angry at people wearing: white sneakers, orange pants, and a pink shirt. I mean OMG what a horrible outfit would it kill you to hit the mall and check out some designer clothes, and anyways who keeps a talking monkey as a pet. Just send it to Area-51. Anyways, I went into Kindergarden thinking there would be a garden but I got really ticked off when it was a room with metal walls a chair and a small light. Then I moved from the South East to the North West and discovered some things called rain and snow, which burned my skin and shriveled me all up for a couple years. I was nicknamed "The living Prune." I went to Elementry school slightly happier about my surroundings (This time the walls were padded and I got this cute little jacket with matching pants). I went to Germany my heritage and where I was assembled in an Ikea factory (don't forget the batteries I came with). I went to Legoland hoping to see cats but didn't. I also met some of the factory workers that assembled me in the factory. By 6th grade everything was Mangos and Milk until I met with a nice class called Advanced Reading. They wanted us to call it Advanced Reading is because if we called it 7th grade reading we would get whipped and beat to near death. If you called it that twice, King Leonidus would kick us down the pit of death yelling "THIS IS OAK CREEK ELEMENTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" But now my time in Oregon is nearly over because I have been forced to end my time hear by Hilary Clinton A.K.A. Mrs. Clinton. Now I must move to North Carolina and back to the metal air-tight cell I used to call "Home." Here in NC after a 1 year 4 months and 7 days as of December 13, 2009, I have grown accustomed to many of these so called "pick em up trucks" and down in da hood, the many "B***h, ima cap yo @$$!!" Though on the plus side my neighborhood and school is on the un-ghetto side of town so you know. Its not all that bad especially since Ms. Clinton fell down an elevator shaft and crushed by a Progressive SUV like that girl in Live Free or Die Hard. School is ok to except for one teacher who we have dubbed "satan" or a "robotvampirecommunistnazidolphinzombiewhoisalsochucknorriswithalazerbeamonitshead." But Ms. Clinton has made it out of the shaft that I had "accidently" pushed her down has come back because apparently she is a terminator and now only has half a human face and half a terminator face. Since she is so ticked off now she is forcing me to move to Santiago in Chile against my will. Now many of those "country" kids at my school can't grasp the concept that Chilanian people live in Chile and not Brazilians like they claim and that I going to have to live in a hut. On the plus side, Chile is neutral. After 1 year 9 months and 22 days as of June 4th, 2010 I do not have to move to Chile anymore. I am stuck in the G Hetto with my Pick Em Up Truck farm. My dad's old boss got frisky and satan came and said "YOUR FIRED." Now there is a new man in town straight from corporate. He was just all like "B***h I ain't movin' hire some local n****r." The ironic thing is that his last name is red in German and his face is extremely, well um... tomatoey. I now hang out with lots and lots of asian kids and accidently look at a fat kid "pleasure himself" on the bus. He has his own personal seat that we call the "Jizz Seat." Ms. Clinton is gone, because Tiger Woods got a little crazy with her, if ya know what I mean, he he he, so I am partially free.