nice page

Shite On Toast videos aren't really supposed to drag on, as they're just me fucking around on ancient, shitty games; around 10 minutes is more than enough time for a demonstration of how bad such a game is.

I can't see the point in D/L'ing a game as big as Daikatana because I'm never going to go through it. 256K NES games are one thing, but an 800MB PC game that might not even work properly is something else. I'd rather use that time to download something I'd actually bother finishing.

Even if I did D/L it, all that time spent re-doing sections for recording a game I probably wouldn't like? No thanks. Everyone knows how bad it is anyway, I'd only be going over established points throughout.

Why would I download that for the sake of 10 minutes gameplay?

Deliberately making it shit defeats the purpose really. Also, with some 1400 WADs sitting around, there is really no need.

I will see.

No. It's not easily moddable, and I really can't be bothered to fiddle with any command lines. It's UV/WMD or nothing.

Hardest is equivalent to 'Ultra Violence', titled 'Watch Me Die!' for some stupid reason.

Your fail is fail as the fail is failed to be pointed out as fail.
So you sir, fail.

fail

'The Citadel' springs to mind. As does 'Tenements'. Along with 'The Inmost Dens'. And we certainly can't forget 'The Abandoned Mines'.