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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 16 & 80 a man is like Libya, totally ruled by a dick.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 &21 a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 23&30 a woman is like America. Well developed and open to trade, especially for high financed investors.
Between 31&45 a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 46 &55 a woman is like France, gently aging but sensual, with an appreciation for the finer things.
Between 56 &70 a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost the war, haunted by past mistakes and in need of massive reconstruction.
From 70 onwards a woman is like Afghanistan, everyone knows where it is but no one wants to go there.
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TO A CERTAIN GENTLEMAN! THE LICENSE
An 8 or 9 year old boy asked his mother: "How old are you?"
"None of your business. Never ask a woman her age!"
"How tall are you and how much do you weigh?"
"None of your business. Never, never ask a woman how much she weighs!!"
"Why did Daddy divorce you?"
"What's with you today? We divorced each other. We'll talk about that at
some later time."
The little fellow recounted this conversation to a friend on the playground who told him he could find out all this stuff if he just looked at his mother's drivers license. When his mother wasn't looking, he found her purse and wallet and looked at her license. Thereafter he told her:
"Well, Mom, I found out that you were born in 1965, which makes you 32.
You're 5 foot 5 and weigh 130 pounds. And Daddy divorced you because you got an "F" in sex."
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 16 & 80 a man is like Libya, totally ruled by a dick.
THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN
Between 18 &21 a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 23&30 a woman is like America. Well developed and open to trade, especially for high financed investors.
Between 31&45 a woman is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 46 &55 a woman is like France, gently aging but sensual, with an appreciation for the finer things.
Between 56 &70 a woman is like Yugoslavia, lost the war, haunted by past mistakes and in need of massive reconstruction.
From 70 onwards a woman is like Afghanistan, everyone knows where it is but no one wants to go there.
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TO A CERTAIN GENTLEMAN! THE LICENSE
An 8 or 9 year old boy asked his mother: "How old are you?"
"None of your business. Never ask a woman her age!"
"How tall are you and how much do you weigh?"
"None of your business. Never, never ask a woman how much she weighs!!"
"Why did Daddy divorce you?"
"What's with you today? We divorced each other. We'll talk about that at
some later time."
The little fellow recounted this conversation to a friend on the playground who told him he could find out all this stuff if he just looked at his mother's drivers license. When his mother wasn't looking, he found her purse and wallet and looked at her license. Thereafter he told her:
"Well, Mom, I found out that you were born in 1965, which makes you 32.
You're 5 foot 5 and weigh 130 pounds. And Daddy divorced you because you got an "F" in sex."
About Me:
Éireann go Brách!
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season fill your heart today and for always and may the New 2012 brings you happiness all year round :)))
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Christmas is just around the corner and I wish you and the loved ones a happy and a peaceful one ;))))
All the best,
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Thanks for coming by!
Cheers
Geoff & Chook!
desert? :> aaa i understand :D you are an desert flower :)))
and where are you from??
nice channel ;*
Have wonderful Holidays with your family and everything best in upcoming New year,
most of all health, love and joy. Hugs and kisses for you.,