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Plaintiff wore her sweatsuit with sparkles on the front. Thanks for dressing up for court.

The Defendant is clearly a lost cause. The wife, who is trying to defend him and enable him, isn't far behind.

@Glowb0t It wasn't a rhetorical question; I just didn't know about the disease. But yes, if the symptoms can take awhile to appear, especially if they appear all of a sudden, I can understand why Plaintiff didn't notice a problem at the time of purchase.

Plaintiff sort of has a Barney Frank thing going on.

@laruefichtner You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an OB-GYN. If you cannot afford one, one will be provided to you at no cost. Do you understand these rights as I have explained them to you?

I don't think the Judge should have focused on the boy-girl aspect and focused more on leaving two teenagers unsupervised, regardless of gender. Two girls or two boys could just as easily get in trouble, including sex, but also drinking, drugs, risk-taking behavior, etc.

There's a reason these geniuses went to Suffolk and not Harvard.

You forgot to sit in their chairs Brownilocks.

Oh yes hello, good afternoon, Mr. Price. Welcome to the set. Now if you'll just come over here and place your head in this hole in the wall we can get started...

Did the plaintiff just run up 30 flights of steps or something?!

Rock that hair, ladies!

Defendant thinks the past tense of give is gaven. Lovely.

"steal what's most precious from me" well we all know what THAT means...

I think attorney-client privilege is waived in this kind of fee dispute case, but maybe not in all states.

Poor grammar by the announcer. They may have planned the trip but they didn't plan the break-up.

The audience member looked less like Brad Pitt and more like an electrocuted crackhead.

Plaintiff looks vaguely like John Kerry and Defendant looks vaguely like John Ritter.

They both come off as scamming liars.

The bigamy joke was overt. The child marriage and cross-dressing were a bit more subtle.

Heh, never noticed the porkometer. There could have been a funny follow up where they go to a bacon station instead of a gas station.

They both seem like nice folks.

He must be a lousy security guard if he never got out of the booth once in seven years to investigate anything.

I love the way the witness says Roosevelt, like she's the mom and he's a toddler stuck with a hand in the cookie jar.

"He gave it to her because he wanted to give it to her." The intros don't usually make me laugh but that was a goodie.

Way too much cleavage. Inappropriate for Court. Though I do enjoy the irony that her breasts are halfway out but she's wearing a cross.

@Desi4evah It's a lectern. It's another word for podium.

Shoutout to Sanford & Son!

Bada bing bada boom.

Classy.

I love that plaintiff keeps her military ID in a Chanel wallet.

Oh man, she works on commission? Who would buy ANYTHING from that woman?