Lord of Allusion

God so loved humanity that He impregnated a woman with Himself so that He could be born into His own creation, to grow up, to be sacrificed to Himself because it was necessary to punish Himself in order to appease Himself enough to persuade Himself to forgive the people He created in the first place for behaving in accordance with the sinful natures with which He endowed us in the first place.

Up there on the Roman torture device, He cried out to Himself to ask why He had forsaken Himself and to beg Himself to forgive these people, for they knew not that they sacrificed Him to Himself in perfect accordance with His perfect plan to pay Himself off for our debt to Him which He decided we owed Him in the first place.

Then He died, spent the weekend away, rose from the grave and ascended into Heaven to reunite with Himself and to spend the rest of eternity sitting at His own right hand.

Prove it ain't so.

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