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Available on itunes: http://tinyurl.com/3w7lqbh LYRICS BELOW:
Shirts available at http://badlipreading.spreadshirt.com
Lyrics are below (but you ...
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Available on itunes: http://tinyurl.com/3w7lqbh LYRICS BELOW:
Shirts available at http://badlipreading.spreadshirt.com
Lyrics are below (but you can also turn on the captions by clicking the CC button below the video.)
Original Bruno video here: http://youtu.be/fLexgOxsZu0 Original Gaga video here: http://youtu.be/niqrrmev4mA Original Jay-Z video here: http://youtu.be/0UjsXo9l6I8
MORNING DEW
That dope fiend wanted to strip naked and think Now she's rolling like a pimp, yeah Gonna send flowers to all my foes Drive a Mexican cab to the store Stink and sweat out the juice we got in there I'm damp for the easy muffin What it is, I'm a night trauma life guard Chicken never hurt me I'm a good flavor top dog See me on my float in my bronze tuxedo Stop me at the club, I'm Han, you're Greedo
Keep wanting your morning dew You're my pizza man, my pizza man I like spastic golden toys Keep wanting your morning dew This huge pizza's made with cheese and broccoli
You got a trophy when you won that thing Aunt Sharona hates a puppet Don't freak if your XBOX ain't a pay phone Don't ever make a sick child thick toast Tonight after wine I'ma knock you in the head, and then Grande taco If I had a furry pet monkey right here Then I'd take him out to Shady Pine and get a cold beer
Keep wanting your morning dew You're my pizza man, my pizza man I like spastic golden toys Keep wanting your morning dew This huge pizza's made with cheese and broccoli
One time I drew a pink ice castle with a Green hot dog and three light snacks I'ma teach y'all how to scrape out the sink drain A midget said speak with an accent So I did just so I could steal his Porsche while he was tied to a stake in the rain
Stop the drama Before I get the sniffles Making happy on my floor, Got a stiffle Boom Bring me my shovel and make one wish Yeah, who wants to see me give a rock to a fish? Whoopsie daisy Someone's in my backseat Eatin' orange slices Think they took my coffee Went to the club Got a jawbreaker We about to party balls Cuz I'm a rainmaker Ay o, girl, you should try them chicken fingers instead of that pizza Mirror, mirror, on my floor Am I the prettiest at the store?
Keep wanting your morning dew You're my pizza man, my pizza man I like spastic golden toys Keep wanting your morning dew This huge pizza's made with cheese and broccoli Keep wanting your morning dew The world's fastest girl might be wrong We popped the cork, now it's time to go away Keep wanting your morning dew I got that crown, I'll knock you out Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah
I got ten pounds of peanut brittle And a little poodle got it's coat on Mirror, mirror, on my floor Am I the prettiest at the store?
Is this Idaho? Because I will NOT limbo in Idaho.
Music and Lyrics © 2011, Bad Lip Reading
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lautner27 favorited a video
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Available on iTunes: http://tinyurl.com/3fvhxjp
Shirts now available at http://badlipreading.spreadshirt.com
Original video here: http://youtu.be/Jb2...
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Available on iTunes: http://tinyurl.com/3fvhxjp
Shirts now available at http://badlipreading.spreadshirt.com
Original video here: http://youtu.be/Jb2stN7kH28
(YouTube encoding shifted the audio and video a little out of sync. Not very pleased about that. Will have to keep a closer eye on it in the future.)
Lyrics are below (but you can also turn on the captions by clicking the CC button below the video.)
We should jet and get our drink on 'Cause the front side look hot And I wanna have fun Un-sober I'm thinking you could hook me up With a bottle of Platinum Patron Yeah, I wanna pop the top then roll On ice and then I wanna shake that a** There's something you should know I need to dance!
All y'all haters stop your noise You're acting like a dumb girl going off I'ma be right on the floor Getting started with a little bit of "he said, she said" Cutie baby Roll with us, I swear you'll have a fun time Unless the situation changes Rockin' all night long, no party people gonna be standing I-I-I-I see how you is You play that game But I'm gonna win
Bouncing hard in his sea foam Porsche Now I'm savoring everything that he says Hang on, hold on, get the Red Bull flowing through my veins Ain't even heard the question but I know I'll say yes I do it all, put it in a bowl Scoop down low, cherry pie You can always count on me to go and show those other girls Just how to lay it down, down, down
All y'all haters stop your noise You're acting like a dumb girl going off I'ma be right on the floor Now I'm thinking you're way too slow But I wanna shake it with ya, give me One more shot, get your spray on hot You asked for cinnamon and that's just what you got Rockin' all night long, no party people gonna be standing I-I-I-I see how you is You play that game But I'm gonna win
Let's hit it 'Bout to get raw, bell's gotta ring I'm a alchemist, the beat is my base metal Bring me Potatoes, and meat, and greens, and weed I'll snooze till I gotta hit them next week I rock poo-nani-nani Nobody can't help me destroy the prism Roy G. Biv, have a seat Damn, I got car sick by the swings And she seen me dry heaving on the interstate Every girl get they freak on please You are the one that can bring him to his knees Chop that carpet low Yeah, it's our show So good Right back to it, come on!
All y'all haters stop your noise You're acting like a dumb girl going off I'ma be right on the floor Getting started with a little bit of "he said, she said" Cutie baby Roll with us, I swear you'll have a fun time Unless the situation changes Rockin' all night long, no party people gonna be standing Ice cream pig Wooden octopus Pig-tailed bank teller I'm gonna lick the waitress (I'm a waitress) Pools of Tang (It's like ghetto poison) Exotic garlic syrup (Helps to wash down licorice) Black grizzly (Come on and back that horse up) I'ma eat celery
Music and Lyrics © 2011, Bad Lip Reading
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