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The crocodile-aligator speaks the truth

@sushiczar2001 I think 1984 is better written and is deeper on a philosophical point of view. But that's really a matter of taste, they are both amazing books.

They used to say we have choice between Huxley's and Orwell 's worlds. I hope there is another choice for the future though...

"hugs, hugs, handshake." You can tell Graham noticed.

"Prostitute of shit". It's true that it is weird. But it doesn't occur to you when you say that in french.

Fini les blagues de Ferguson, de Ruquiez et de toto, Arthur. J'attends de voir...

For my american friends. What she said to Craig: "I'm not going to touch you, bc, with your bodyguard, I don't want to die"

Just slightly offensive, like only the French can do :)

Sometimes its nice to see Craig without the robot.

Craig is so quick : "I'm actually deadalus". I would have had to think twice to come up with Icarus' father in the greek mythology.

@loltitapota you say that because you've never see Japanese tv. Believe me, it's fucking weird ! :)

@MarcLamberg1

Bonjour, comme dit Piedro, merci pour votre site.

Je viens de le découvrir, et il est parfait.

Ca fait du bien de se remettre à la guitare avec des morceaux comme les vôtres, extrêmement mélodiques, et accessible à la première lecture.

Ca plane pour moi can also mean I'm high.

@ayuliinivaan Yeah! I've got it in translated in french as well. It's call "Dernière sortie avant l'autoroute", which makes no sense at all. :)

@Kasrith you can watch it on freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez channel. Another fan of Craig, I believe. Cheers

Why does Letterman has to talk about that? NPH is so funny. Let him be FUNNY, Dave! Please.

Don't get me wrong, I'm very happy that Neil has two adorable babies. But it's neither very interesting or funny to me, that all.

OMG! This is awesome! Never thought Leno would have Craig as a guest. And he keeps him for so long. There is also the lap dance after that, you don't want to miss !! I always love it when Craig is being interviewed. Great fun.

@THEsnapcrakklepop I was looking on youtube two years ago, to see interviews of some actors I like, and also improve my English. I saw an interview with Craig, thought it was hilarious, then I've spend the night and the days after looking to other vids; then I found Malinky. :)

Thanks to Malinky...

In french we call the speed bumps "donkey back" : "dos d'âne" ! Who knows why.

But I like sleeping policeman better.

@Jerevinan That's exactly what I was thinking. That was probably the deal for Craig not to sue them. He'll probably use their studio and everything.

And Craig is coming on Arthur show as well. I've seen that on the site leblogtvnews (in french).

It is still great he's coming to Europe, b...

Plus, I love the fact that all it is ever written on the prompter is "we'll be right back".

(you can see at 5:36)

Craig just invent a new concept : Clapping Paradox

@MrPoupard So you don't all know each other then? :)

I don't get the "touch my glittery ball" thing. Someone willing to explain?

If there is something to get, I mean :)

@guitardude006 Man, don't say that or it will last years only to annoy you. You know Craig. He zig when you zag.

*Do we have a picture of Paul McCartney?*

It's been year since he actually said what we learned on the show.

Wow that trick was so simple to figure out. (don't want to spoil, but jeez!). Or is it me being cynical?

Good thing there is Craig to entertain us here -as always.

@rcsifresh Yeah me too. I've send my email 6 month ago. He should have it now. :)

Le boo, le boo !

Love it when he makes fun of the french. LMAO

Now I will go lebooing myself.

@SueBeaWho You're right. I didn't see it the first time. I was distract wondering how a pair of kangaroo testicules could possibly look so adorable !

Awesome pic! Genius is in the detail.

Ultrasarkoziste de France?? WTF?

"There once was a man from Leeds

Who swallowed a package of seeds.

Great tufts of grass

Sprouted out of his ass

and his balls were covered in weeds!"

Two parts edited out, and it's not even half of the show yet. Does CBS care?