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Lasse
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I wanna thank all you people giving me so much great feedback and beautiful messages! You really keep me alive, seriously! THANK YOU, and sorry if I don't reply everybody..
I make videos for cash, but NOT ADVERTISEMENT! Music videos, informational videos or pure randomness are welcome. Send me a message if you wanna know about prices and stuff :)
I make videos for cash, but NOT ADVERTISEMENT! Music videos, informational videos or pure randomness are welcome. Send me a message if you wanna know about prices and stuff :)
About Me:
Even if I want to or not, I'm constantly trying to figure out why things are. I'd like to know what the hell we're doing here. I want to know why the world exists. Why do I care about such stuff? Because I have a brain! So do you! Use it!
Then again, sometimes, I just think the meaning of life is not to think about the meaning of life.
The world is actually a wonderful place, and we should feel extremely honored for being able to live in it. No, I'm not talking about God, or Allah or Vishnu or Santa Claus here, but the mere fact that we are here. The improbabilities of our existence are nearly impossible to explain, but what is easy to explain on the other hand, is why it sucks. The world itself is superb! We're not..
We have the power to mold the world exactly how we'd like it to be, and sadly, instead of building playgrounds, we're making battlefields. We're doing so many things that makes life completely unnecessarily hard to live through. Above all is the perverse exploitation of power, as in religion and consumerism; two things that have done nearly nothing for us, other than deceiving people into living unfulfilled lives. All in all, these, and most other cruel aspects about life, can be narrowed down to one thing, which is greed.
In order to be good, you have to be so to another being. In other words; not to be greedy. A four year old kid can figure out simple logic like that, so why the fuck is it so hard for adults to understand?
We can all contribute to a positive change in the world, and the first and easiest thing to do is STOP BUYING UNNECESSARY SHIT! Shop carefully and respectfully. Buy as much as you can which is locally produced. Invest in renewable energy. Do some research and stop supporting huge harmful corporations like Coca-Cola and McDonald's, just to mention a very few of them all. Buy clothes directly from the makers, second hand, or make them yourselves. Eat natural healthy food and stop supporting the meat industry. Read labels! Grow your own food. Stop drinking alcohol and smoke pot and eat magic mushrooms instead. Start boycotting, because in this consumer dictatorship, the right to decide what to and not to buy is one of the only freedoms we have left. Don't watch TV! Download torrents instead, but support artists you like. Don't listen to commercials. Look up news from different sources, and make your own conclusions. Stop shitting in your own home and never forget to think for yourselves!
And now..
TO ALL ADVERTISEMENT COMPANIES:
Before contacting me about using my work in advertisement or wanting me to work for you, please read this first:
A long time ago I promised myself never to do commercials. That's because I don't think it's right to push, usually unnecessary, products on fellow human beings. I'm not very fond of advertisement because I think it is annoying, and in my eyes a cruel and irresponsible way of marketing. If you are working with marketing and haven't really thought through what you're doing, I'll try to make it clear:
Advertisement is basically doing two things:
1) It keeps the fat monster called consumerism alive; A man made invisible entity that's slowly eating the souls of human beings, making them greedy, unfair, ignorant and dumb, that in the longer run leads to poverty and hate, that again leads to suffering, violence, death and war. It also leads to excessive exploitation of the natural resources, WHICH BY THE WAY WE ALL HAVE THE RIGHT TO OWN, that again leads to unnecessary pollution, all of which will eventually have one outcome: The fall of mankind.
2) Making some people unnecessarily rich.
So, if you have just a tiny little portion of dignity in your hearts, stop making this world even shittier than it already is, and do something useful and helpful instead! If your unable to do so, please, for loves sake; KILL YOURSELF!
In addition to this, I do consider myself an artist, with a conscience and a soul. I will not use my (so called) talents to promote consumerism!! I'd rather suck dick for money, knowing that I wasn't responsible for any of the things I've described above..
So if you ask me to do a commercial, you're offending me, and if you steal my ideas, like some advertisement companies have already done, I sincerely hope that you'll get some kind of horrible decease so that you'll slowly die in front of your stupid family members, shitting and pissing yourself as you're being sent into the next dimension, while everything is being filmed and put here on youtube for all of us to celebrate that there's one less waste of human flesh in this world.
Ahem, ok, sorry kids, I am one of Bill Hicks goat-children. 'More father, moooore..' :p
Hometown:
Larvik
Country:
Norway
Occupation:
Bum
Schools:
for FOOLS!
Interests:
My right hand, my computer, philosophizing, video making, film directing, music composing, animating, being creative, music, movies, games, knowledge, documentaries, porn, sleeping, dreaming, tripping, drinking, smoking, loving, hating, being a human being..
Check out my TOTALLY OPEN Facebook for my favourite people, movies, music and so on: http://www.facebook.com/lassegg
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-happy new year!
as I'm subscribed, I find out about things, like: "Things I hate".
i do s o v e r y much understand why you bother with this sort of thing. I do.
However: If your intend is for these things to change, or even 'go away', giving them the 'hate list' treatment will work against your intent. "What you resist, persists", in terms of giving it energy/time/attention. Putting your energy/time/attention into things you DO like and want more of - that's the ticket to getting more of them [=less of the other]. just saying. Life's short and everything. besides: Love yer stuff, looking forward to more/new things!
greetings from Brisvegas in Queensland, Land of Oz