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I just found out I have Cervical cancer im only 21 years old and i have a 2 1/2 year old little boy...Im all he has ..He is keeping me strong, I know he will love me through it no matter what

My life dream is to have Morgan Freeman follow me around and narrate my life in real time.

I wish Morgan Freeman would just follow me around and narrate my life in real time

I honestly think Ziggy Marly is a shitty singer. John Popper is the shit tho. Such a smooth yet powerful voice. Makes listening to the shit song worth while

@pjparrish121 Hey man its Kort. Fuck yea man this was a badass time.

lol im prolly a dick for saying this but I find it all very entertaining how stupid some people are

@Catkicker28 I actually like like the water splashing up on my ass when i take a shit. kinda refreshing

And one more point I'd like to make...God put us on this earth and gave us FREE WILL. We each go through life making our OWN choices. NONE of you have the right to tell a person what to do with their life. Go fuck yourselves and get off your high horse. If abortion is bad or not is for God to dec...

Damn fanboy arguements....

@normalguyhere It's already been confirmed by the developers that theres 1031 cars. ok awesome. 71 tracks, cool. but out of those the big hype of night driving is only available on 11. then the HUGELY hyped weather system is only guna work on FIVE of them. for that much money and time i still th...

I think ILLUMINATI is in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure is an example of this. They preprogrammed me to think that when presented with a difficult history report due that i should wait for George Carlin to bring me a phone booth time machine

Oh sweet the mayans predicted the end of the world. they also smoked a lot of weed. and i tend to not listen to potheads.

Dumb fucks like you read WAY too much into things. You mask your voice like someone is gunna come after you for revealing stupid nonsense. I wish i knew where you lived so I can get to you before the ILLUMINATI do. Lord knows I wouldnt want an imaginary group to steal my fun.

Theres a website called Beezid.com. The whole concept i didnt understand so I checked it out. I did not buy any bids or even attempt to bid on anything. All I did was watch an auction and immediately started noticing the robots. On just one auction that was in the final seconds the robot would ac...

Regardless of how tall they are...they are both two of the shittiest wrestlers i've ever had the displeasure of seein in the ring

LOL omfg good ol' witucky. I remember before deployment we were all drinking in me and shiv's room. He claimed to be manly and could handle straight Captain. took that shot and acted tough then walked out into hallway and puked

You're a fucking badass and you make me feel like a failure in life. you play in a metal band and rock the fuck out....i sit in my apartment and spend most of my days masturbating to asian lesbian porn. in retrospect its not such a bad life. anyway this video rocks and cant wait to get the new ep...

I'm hereby declare this man to be one of my new personal heros

I'm not gay but i would fuck this guy in the ass if it meant he'd shut his fucking mouth and stop talking shit about George Carlin.

Carlin is the best comedian we will ever see. In a world plagued by Kat williams or dane cooks...he gave us light at the end of the tunnel that there is still good...

I've been going thru listening to every one of her songs she does. I'm admittedly a thrash metal fan and listen to the likes of Children of Bodom and Evile. But even I have huge respect for a beautiful voice like hers.

I enjoy beating off the way it is....I dont need to toss my own salad in the process.

I bet this guy can beat off on a level mere mortals just cant even understand.