team swat is a ranked playlist now!!!!!!

i am doing science and i'm still alive,
and when your dieing i'll be still alive, and when your dead i'll be still alive.
-portal (the orange box)

only in a mario game could this make sense
- nintendo power

boy, your more useless than a hooker at a queer convention
- code monkeys

"rest assured no one cares"
"those who think they know everything annoy those of us who do"
"sorry it's not my day to care"
- random t-shirts

if you told us ten years ago that sonic and mario were going to be in the same game we would have locked you up in an insaine assylum
- nintendo power

"sir this is spartan 117"
- Master Chief

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- uncyclopedia.com/aaaaa

shut up dilweed
- butt-head

Cop:"Sir can you say the alphabit backwards."
butt-head"umm...uhh...a...uhh...b...umm...uhh...a , no wait what comes before b again?"
- a bevis and butt-head episoide

It's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on -sephmario

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