I'm trying to write a comment but your background keeps giving me epileptic fits!!

LMAO Fucking brilliant mate

is there no other ways of getting the video on your own site. I wanna show my mates!

The bastards took Wank Fantasy down? What was their beef with it? Surely it was all censored and within t&c?!?

What a set of utter cunts

Glad I caught wank fantasy while it was up. That sentence didn't sound quite as I intended it to. Sucks they pulled the video down.

mate i see the nutter is still drawn to you like stink round shit...

uh ohs

*Waves byebye*

Kunt! Please put Arranged Bride back up :(

Adam Pacitti: The Girl Of Your Dreams. I remembered her a while ago, but didn't say anything because she might put you through hell. But then I thought, you're so adamant about personality not being an issue, and being the human incarnation of your dream girl would automatically cancel out the times she cheated on her boyfriend, and punched a bloke in the nose, causing it to break. Her name's Zoe, she wears glasses, think emo meets ladette, and looks like the girl in your picture. She used to be friends with my cousin Becki, until she rang my Nana after Grandad died, pretending to be an old woman. She's around 20 years old, her mum lives on Derby Road, Ripley, Derbyshire, near a white railing on the left hand side of the road, and her dad lives on Providence Street, he has a bald head. Good luck.