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Artist: String Cheese Incident
Album: Untying the Not
Song: Sirens
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Artist: String Cheese Incident
Album: Untying the Not
Song: Sirens
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kuddlekowkills liked a video
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And Comments are disabled... If one more dumb stoner says they wanna smo...
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And Comments are disabled... If one more dumb stoner says they wanna smoke with a dinosaur, i'll fucking blow their brains out.
WKUK Dinosaur Rap
Lyrics -
Okay, its Guinness Book of World Records time. This is the first rap song about getting high with dinosaurs.
I smoke a joint tonight, I smoke a joint tonight.
Me and all these dinosaurs are blazin blunts tonight.
We blazin blunts tonight, We blazin blunts tonight.
Me and all these dinosaurs is on a hunt tonight.
Ill only spit this one time so let me take it slow.
I started to get high about an hour ago,
but then the buzzer rang and I looked out the peephole
It was a whole bunch of raptors and they just wont go.
I stepped back and the knocks I just tried to ignore
Thought I was safe but they knew how to open doors
and without even asking they just came on in
They started smokin my weed and then they called their friends.
I smoke a joint tonight, I smoke a joint tonight.
Me and all these dinosaurs are rollin bones tonight.
We rollin bones tonight, We rollin bones tonight.
Me and all these dinosaurs is gettin stoned tonight.
I smoke a spliff tonight, I smoke a spliff tonight.
Me and these dinosaurs is gettin freakin ripped tonight.
We gettin faced tonight, We gettin faced tonight.
And all these dinosaurs is crashin at my place tonight.
An Allosaurus in the corner tryin to pack the bong,
Hot boxin in the john with a pteradon .
And Now a compy and a stega startin to get it on,
But I can barely move because this weeds the bomb.
A anklysaurus makin smores and eatin lucky charms,
The pterodactyl took my whole bag of pepperidge farms.
T-rex just went and set off the fire alarm
and now he cant get it out because hes got little arms.
I smoke a joint tonight, I smoke a joint tonight.
Me and all these dinosaurs are rollin bones tonight.
We rollin bones tonight, We rollin bones tonight.
Me and all these dinosaurs is gettin stoned tonight.
Now my neighbors on the phone and said she called the cops
and this really freaked out the triceratops.
Hes tryin to climb out the window and we yellin stop
cause Im on the fifth floor and its a heck of a drop.
We heard a knock and then the cops said they wanted in
Then the cirolliphus tried to go and talk to them,
but he made things worse cause he reeked of weed and gin
but luckily the laphasaurus quickly jumped on in.
They said we were too loud and that folks were in bed.
The laph told the cops we would be quiet and said
But then they shined the light and asked why his eyes were red.
We were busted, so thats when he bit off their heads.
I smoke a joint tonight, I smoke a joint tonight.
Me and all these dinosaurs are rollin bones tonight.
We rollin bones tonight, We rollin bones tonight.
Me and all these dinosaurs is gettin stoned tonight.
I smoke a spliff tonight, I smoke a spliff tonight.
Me and these dinosaurs is gettin freakin ripped tonight.
We gettin faced tonight, We gettin faced tonight.
And all these dinosaurs is crashin at my place tonight.
Yeahhh
first rap song about gettin high with dinosaurs
youre welcome internet
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kuddlekowkills liked a video
(1 month ago)
CAKE - the official video for their single "Mustache Man (Wasted)"...
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CAKE - the official video for their single "Mustache Man (Wasted)" off their newest album Showroom Of Compassion - available now on Upbeat Records. Visit http://cakemusic.com for more.
An intergalactic ladies man stops by earth to refuel on girl power and gets caught in the act in this video romp rich with inspiration from 70's and 80's cult classics like Repo Man, Saturday Night Fever and Desperate Living.
Directed by Alicia J. Rose
iTunes (US): http://bit.ly/wZs8hH
Amazon: http://amzn.to/zH...
Merch Store - http://store.cake...
Best Buy: http://bit.ly/Afn7mJ
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kuddlekowkills liked a video
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Marilyn Manson's The Golden Age Of Grotesque--See lyrics below--DISCLAIM...
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Marilyn Manson's The Golden Age Of Grotesque--See lyrics below--DISCLAIMER!THIS CONTENT AND AUDIO BELONGS TO UMG. I DO NOT OWN THIS SONG,OR ANY OF IT'S CONTENT,LYRICS OR PICTURES.ALL RIGHTS TO UMG.I DO NOT OWN THIS VIDEO OR AUDIO.
I decided to make this vid 'cause there's no actual video of this song that isnt live.Enjoy! :]
Lyrics~
All our monkeys have monkeys
We drive our death-crush diamond Jaguar limousines
We're not fantastic motherfuckers, but we play them on TV
It's a dirty word Reich, say what you like
It's a dirty word Reich, say what you like
We're the low art Gloominati, and we aim to depress
The scabaret sacrilegends
This is the Golden Age of Grotesque
We're the low art Gloominati, and we aim to depress
The scabaret sacrilegends
This is the Golden Age of Grotesque
The devils are girls with Van Gogh's missing ear
You say what you want but filth is all that they hear
I've got the jigger to make all you bigger
Ladies und gentlemen
So drop your piss room bait, and make sure you're not late
You tramps and lunatics
It's a trick that's gonna make you click
We're the low art Gloominati, and we aim to depress
The scabaret sacrilegends
This is the Golden Age of Grotesque
We're the low art Gloominati, and we aim to depress
The scabaret sacrilegends
This is the Golden Age of Grotesque
It's a dirty word Reich, say what you like
It's a dirty word Reich, say what you like
So my Bon Mots, Hit-boy Tommy Trons, Rowdy rowdies, Honey-fingered Goodbye Dolls:
`Hellzapoppin, open your Third Nostril
Put on your black face, and your god is gone
We're the low art Gloominati, and we aim to depress
The scabaret sacrilegends
This is the Golden Age of Grotesque
We're the low art Gloominati, and we aim to depress
The scabaret sacrilegends
This is the Golden Age of Grotesque
We sing la la, la la, la la lah
We sing la la, la la, lah
La la, la la, la la, lah
We sing la la, la la, la la lah
From the album Golden Age of Grotesque
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"I doubt they shaved down there, it's probably all hair... *barf* "
Please don't make me barf. I am sure since he shaves his head, he must shave down there as well, like Richard Simmons.