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NEW TOUR FALL 2010 tickets here: http://tinyurl.co...
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NEW TOUR FALL 2010 tickets here: http://tinyurl.co...
my new CD, "words, words, words," is here: http://itunes.app...
buy that shit!
music and lyrics by bo burnham
Now I don't know if all boy scouts are gays
But they could probably "tie the knot" in like fifty different ways...
I got a safe full o' cherries, cause I pop it and lock it,
A girl's like a fridge, once a week you should stock (stalk) it,
And girl, if your into a rimmin its only safe if your swimming,
And girl don't sit on the couch cause I treat my objects like women.
I spit fire like I just blew a demon
My shits so hot I leave the toilet bowl steamin
Girl im gonna tear it (tarot), like the cards of the gypsies
Youll bleed for so long youll get monthly ellipses.
If the pants are loose, girl I'll replete (re-pleat) ya.
You're a first time vegan and its nice to meet (meat) ya
I'm bo yo
And im the greatest rappa eva
And I'll weather your weather whether you think im clever or not
Think your better your not
Don't need a sweater im hot
Im a real G shawty that can really find your g spot
Go to a
Vagina orchard, count 1,2,3
Spin that plant around you got a third world country (whirled c*nt tree)
That's right, consider yourself warned
Im offensive and creative like handicapped porn
Your playing with your breasts, excuse me, can I try it ma'am?
Your pushin em together like a titty Venn Diagram
Look at that CRACK scuse me can I buy a gram?
Right below your diaphram, ass looks like your hidin ham.
First base, were making out
Second base, im getting faked out.
Third base, im getting take out
And I'd try to take it home if I knew I'd take it out
But I just don't know I said I just don't care
My flos so cold I need a tampon from a polar bear
Cause you can smell and spell my stink
B.O. lingers and it makes you think
Chorus...
Girls are like donuts when I be bustin bo nuts,
I can make em cream-filled or give them a layer of glaze
Im like doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her.
Casue I skeet her so hard you could call her Patty Mayonnaise.
My girl is epyletic cause shes the one im jerkin with
Common you asian child laborer show me what your workin with...
Cause theres an inverse relationship between respect and sects
Im talking bout religious sects like a mormon sect
That says you cant have sex with members of different sects, but you cant have sex with members of the same sex
So if the sects cant be different, the sex can be same, then the only sex left is some left hand shame
And girl I left you cause u left the game and if that don't feel right then u can write my name
Chorus....
Look pass the skin and look to the lyrics
I run miracle circles around you like spherical lyrics
This isn't about ironic pigment
If youre imagining this then I'm a chronic figment.
My junks so long that it hangs and swings, so at the nude baech people think im lookin for lost rings
Play the skin flute while ur big boy sings and if you want to take it all wear African neck rings.
Haters call me gay, but that aint hatin
Cuase im not homophobic, my morals are straight and
If im in the closet then you are below me (blow me)
Takin the b-a-t out of basement, homey
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my new CD, "words, words, words," is here: http://itunes.app.....
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my new CD, "words, words, words," is here: http://itunes.app...
NEW TOUR FALL 2010 tickets here: http://tinyurl.co...
music and lyrics by bo burnham
you filled the hole that pierced my soul, i promised that i'd find
someone willing to take a run, round pleasures of my mind
am i perv? cause every nerv is cravin for your touch
you make me laugh youre my better half, though you weigh twice as much
350 pounds of love
you mustve fell from up above
and killed the townspeople below
you had a crush and you let it show
when i want to pleasure you i need an expedition crew
with all those trips to KFC, you eat out more than me.
we look just like the number 10
when you stand next to me
is it your stare that pulls me in?
or just gravity
you mix mayonnaise with your scotch
youre the perfect spouse
last week we went on a whale watch
The boat drove to your house.
350 pounds of pain
when you exhale al gore goes insane
whenever we make out
i taste jam and sauerkraut
we went on a sailing trip you fell and floated beside the ship
then a boat docked on your pants
and said "i claim this island in the name of france."
then you did what i feared you dissapeared
saying this was something new
lyposuction, breast reduction
and what came home wasnt you
no no no no it wasnt you it was
120 pounds of hate,
and you said, "i look great."
and when the nurse removed the fat, they found the neighbors cat
i just paused and said to her
i loved you just the way you were
then she smiled and for my sake
said, "pass the cake!"
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my new CD, "words, words, words," is here: http://itunes.app.....
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my new CD, "words, words, words," is here: http://itunes.app...
DEBUT UK TOUR JUNE 2011, TICKETS HERE: http://www.mickpe...
lyrics by me.
produced by me and kool keith! whoa! (that's his voice in the song saying "hypocrite")
video by Duncan Skiles & Sean Donnelly
lyrics
i'm a feminine eminem, a slim shady lady
but nice cause i texted haiti
90 lady cops on the road and i'm arrested for doing 80.
like hamlet, all about "words, words, words"
divide a whole into thirds, thirds, thirds.
i'm a gay sea otter.
i blow other dudes out of the water.
i'm the man muffin, divin', muffin,
cold and fly like an arctic puffin,
puffin whacky tobaccy
hatin other rappers like i'm Helga Pataki
and i've been rockin this mic before electricity
way back in 1000 BCE - thats before the common era.
i can't be stopped, flow so sick that it should be mopped up
chick's got a dixie cup, i gotta dick full of helium, i'll fuck you up.
a boy, a girl, a middle aged bitch, botox in the third person.
i give the perspective a switch and bo talks in the third person.
just relax, if you wanna know me, here's two facts
i hate catchy choruses and i'm a hypocrite.
hungry hungry hippocrite.
i hate catchy choruses and i'm a hypocrite.
met a girl named Macy had sex with her all day,
but she was dyslexic, so i ended up doin the YMCA
we ballin, asian, wii bowlin, prostate cancer semi-colon,
find that hole like i'm Stephen Hawking,
Atticus Finch, killing, mocking.
cry like a child would, you raped my childhood
just stroll in, roll in your pole into Rolie Polie Olie's colon.
to relax my mind i take a walk by the clock and i pass the time and
rhymin, mathematic timin, syntax impacts the intact hymen.
i'm an internet provider, came from the web like a horny spider,
fucked a girl in an apple orchard, then came in cider (inside her)
i thought AIDS was a butt virus like conjunction junction conjunctivitis
i spit gold bars cause i was molested by my uncle midas
gay dads blow pops, another sucker,
oedipus was the first motherfucker.
chorus.
we the people of the USA
jose, we're not talkin to you, esse.
we got a border in order to keep you out,
it's what my NYU essay's about
cause we're, xenophobic warrior princess,
molested by my uncle sam, is that incest?
"I WANT YOU" to smell my finger
does my nephew's scent still linger?
south of queers, north of hell,
the queer ones suck and the brown one's smell
we guard the border and we guard it well
but some slip through the cracks of the liberty bell
did i say liberty? i meant taco, paco, hey you better let that rock go
cause in real life goliath wins
and then sells all the silk that the widow spins.
chorus
bitches and hoes, bo's hoes, oh, bitches and hoes, bitches, hoes.
bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know bo's a feminist,
bitches and hoes don't exist because the hoes know bo's a feminist
so take off your bras and burn em or you can let me burn em
take off your bras and burn em, or you can let bo burnham burn em.
thanks to Waverly Films and Loose World.
My fall tour! http://boburnham....
my facebook: http://www.facebo...
www.twitter.com/boburnham
hope you like the video! thanks everyone.
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NEW TOUR FALL 2010 tickets here: http://tinyurl.co...
NEW CD HERE: http:/...
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NEW TOUR FALL 2010 tickets here: http://tinyurl.co...
NEW CD HERE: http://itunes.app...
DVD and CD also available in stores. CD is only $5.99 at Target for the first week!
music and lyrics by me
hittin a club up, VIP
a got a fake moustache and fake ID
i look like wooly willy with a really wooly willy and i
bypass the bouncer, pass by an ex and i flex and bounce her, wowzers
look at all of bo's hoes, looking for a ride on bo's hose and i
spot a little latina, booty so big call it oprah's ego,
we go do it, through it she says "dios mio mi amigo!"
pull it out, stick it in your mouth, and i bust in the back of ya,
swallow bitch! there's people starving in africa.
single every single day, do it every single way
make the single ladies say, oh bo.
and if i were gay, though i swear i'm straight
i'd make the fellas say, oh bo.
you're an ice cream sundae with a cherry on top,
but careful, cherry, cause i'm the king of pop, pop, pop
pop goes my weasel, now you look like Jackson Pollock's easel.
my suggestion is, you don't blow til you know what congestion is,
swallow when you know what digestion is,
follow bo, the only question is -
have you been splattered before by the mad hatter matador?
cake batter, nevermore, it don't matter whether you're
spanish, french, swedish or cambodian
i'll slime you so hard you could be on nickelodeon.
chorus.
you think that you can handle me, girl don't make me laugh
my junk is bipolar, it'll split you in half.
and if you're lucky, i might just bring you home,
and i'll have you going down like you're growing an extra chromosome.
and when you love me, don't grab me by my buns,
cause i got a bad case of the runs. i got the runs. i got the runs.
chorus.
i'd like to break it down for y'all. i came from the streets with nothing, now i'm making hit records. for all my people still livin in the streets, still livin in poverty - i want to tell you, i'm doin this for you. my success is your success. and i know you may be thinking "hey, if you really believe that, why don't you use some of your money to help rebuild the neighborhood instead of putting spinning rims on a gold jetski...and to that i say...uh, chorus is coming up.
you got a fume like a tuna. i'll smell you later.
i met a fat chick and i fucked her in an elevator.
it was wrong on so many levels...
single every single, do it every single
pop that single like a pringle jingle, oh bo
the song's almost completed all this little ditty needed,
instrument that's double reeded, the oboe.
oh bo play that oboe.
thanks to LOOSEWORLD for making this video and jared lapidus for directing.
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NEW TOUR FALL 2010 tickets here: http://tinyurl.co...
NEW CD HERE: http:/...
more
NEW TOUR FALL 2010 tickets here: http://tinyurl.co...
NEW CD HERE: http://itunes.app...
DVD and CD also available in stores. CD is only $5.99 at Target for the first week!
music and lyrics by me
hittin a club up, VIP
a got a fake moustache and fake ID
i look like wooly willy with a really wooly willy and i
bypass the bouncer, pass by an ex and i flex and bounce her, wowzers
look at all of bo's hoes, looking for a ride on bo's hose and i
spot a little latina, booty so big call it oprah's ego,
we go do it, through it she says "dios mio mi amigo!"
pull it out, stick it in your mouth, and i bust in the back of ya,
swallow bitch! there's people starving in africa.
single every single day, do it every single way
make the single ladies say, oh bo.
and if i were gay, though i swear i'm straight
i'd make the fellas say, oh bo.
you're an ice cream sundae with a cherry on top,
but careful, cherry, cause i'm the king of pop, pop, pop
pop goes my weasel, now you look like Jackson Pollock's easel.
my suggestion is, you don't blow til you know what congestion is,
swallow when you know what digestion is,
follow bo, the only question is -
have you been splattered before by the mad hatter matador?
cake batter, nevermore, it don't matter whether you're
spanish, french, swedish or cambodian
i'll slime you so hard you could be on nickelodeon.
chorus.
you think that you can handle me, girl don't make me laugh
my junk is bipolar, it'll split you in half.
and if you're lucky, i might just bring you home,
and i'll have you going down like you're growing an extra chromosome.
and when you love me, don't grab me by my buns,
cause i got a bad case of the runs. i got the runs. i got the runs.
chorus.
i'd like to break it down for y'all. i came from the streets with nothing, now i'm making hit records. for all my people still livin in the streets, still livin in poverty - i want to tell you, i'm doin this for you. my success is your success. and i know you may be thinking "hey, if you really believe that, why don't you use some of your money to help rebuild the neighborhood instead of putting spinning rims on a gold jetski...and to that i say...uh, chorus is coming up.
you got a fume like a tuna. i'll smell you later.
i met a fat chick and i fucked her in an elevator.
it was wrong on so many levels...
single every single, do it every single
pop that single like a pringle jingle, oh bo
the song's almost completed all this little ditty needed,
instrument that's double reeded, the oboe.
oh bo play that oboe.
thanks to LOOSEWORLD for making this video and jared lapidus for directing.
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