About this user
Upstart, amatuer, hobbyist of the iambic pentameter. Not a criminal rapper, but I wish I were in the slammer. The serious stuff now: I want to perpertrate a curdle murder but I realise that florensics and police evasion is a major hurdle. I don't watch CSI and I got a letter from cell block D - Roland the rapist (my cousin) says hi. I'm a right daddy hen, but I'm not cocky. A chicken, a runty wren.
Age
33
Hometown
Swindon
Country
United Kingdom