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I'd like to use you as target practice. But my cock's the weapon, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN?!!!!

Tell you what ruins thanksgiving. Your norks. Put em away. You'll put me off my dinner.

What are the tabs for this?! I have to play this jam!

WHAT

THE FUCK

WAS THAT?

I'mma puke.

Thins like this make me wonder if war is utterly unavoidable or not. Perhaps no matter what, we will always end up killing some people.

The GOOD news is we'll make MAD advancements in FPSs if so.

Damn, the views for this is higher than the population of some small countries.

Holy shit, mate, your voice is fucking amazing.

Right, so there's no point seeing this now, as obviously Richard Gere is the assassin. What the fuck universal, or whoever the fuck made this.

The girl in white, 0:40.

Oh

My

God.

@mi33slick BUT everyone has babies now, so what can you do? take it one further and DESIGN yo baby. ANd in the future i hope we get designer babies with branding, like a gucci baby, versace baby, louis vuitton etc. they'll come otu with those logos on their skin, and we can compare and be like...

@sobershock Cos they're fuckin killers from hell. And thats how hell born killers sound.

He didn't have to take the fridge, he could have just taken the pack. Ha ha ha, silly robot.

Yeah china, 20 years from now, blah blah blah. Like the US is just gonna stop researching for 20 years so THEY wont grow too? Douche bags. whatever you make is useless cos the US is making shit too. You're 100 years behind. By the time you have stealth whatever, we'll have counter stealth shit...

'shopped

AIDA + ADHD = CLOSE

I'll tell ya what it is. It's you, with no social life, nor girlfriend, and too much free time. Go to college, study finance, become and investment banker.

Internationally recognised? . . . . and i can't even find a wikipedia page for him. Anyone who is anyone has a wikipedia page, fuck even rebecca black has one. This guy is top of his field but has no respected credentials?

This guy is just looking for a lay man.

Oh my god this guy's voice is spot on.

Isn't that like, Martin Sheen doin the voice over? Shit if martin sheen talkin then im listenin.

Hahah, i dont even know why this is making me laugh!

@KrfNYC2 LMFAO!

This is the best ad ever. I wish ALL adverts were like this, instead of the usual shit about how a can of deodarant makes angels fall out the sky, or a car completes your life, or how a friggin coca cola makes insects come alive and steal it. If you are gonna make adverts for these kind of thing...

When I saw this my first thought was, what can it do with a mini gun on its shoulder?

LOL! That part when Max came in, falls over and says "OOH!", best part ever.

@TheAirsoftknight LMAO!!! Thats brilliant. What would a modded vibrator do?

You need to put a xanax in that dog's food man, he needs to CHILL, OUT.

Can diddy please stop randomly jumping into rap when he needs to generate cash and just stick with business? The boy is as much a rapper as a rabbit is a car.

This shit is off the hinges.

Wait a minute, you go through all this stuff, i follow all the steps, and then at the end you say 'no sound, but if you dont need sound, its OK'. Who the fuck is gonna put a movie into WMM and NOT need sound? Christ, think ahead buddy. I just wasted 20 minutes.

If this is what they do when they dance, what the hell do they do when they fuck?!!!

MAD sex up in those bedrooms.

God to god damn damn god you killin it,

should incorporate it invest half a mil in it.

oh wowz, a cat wiv slipper, again. just wot i neededed. c my kat, he can do much more, he is in skool rite now cuz he can read at an 8th grade lvl and in his spare tym he programz flash animations. and he iz a kat! hiz name iz eco warrior cos he even care about the environmement.

and ur kat h...