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Abe Lincoln, Vampire Hunter: AWESOME!

Vampire Hunter hands down.

Piranhas can eat ponies. Enough said.

I'm a doctor, idiots like this keep me in business.

Person - You Mari (obviously)

Food - BBQ Ribs

Movie - Star Wars 1-6 and 7-12 that I keep sending letters to George Lucus, begging him to make.

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Police, "You brought an electric razor, was that incase you were to have sex with her?"

Pedophile, "Yeah, but I was gonna try not to."

Anyone with a brain, "BULLS**T!!!!!!"

I know, it's like watching a train wreck. You have to admit it's entertaining watching these guys. "Whoo hoo! She's real and I'm going to get laid by a chick who's young enough to be my daughter." Then Chris Hanson appears. "Um, I wasn't going to do anything sir. All those chat logs are just ...

It's cute, but I suggest a little more practice and at least matching "outfits".

The car at 2:01, EPIC WIN!

I have to love Number 1. If you're going to b**ch and moan about your job (whatever that job may be), make sure your boss is not one of your "friends".

The guy brought his CHILD to a liason with yet another child that he intended to molest. That is a special kind of sick f**k. Setting asside his wife for a moment because that's a whole page in itself. This guy needs serious psychological help. His kid is probably going to need some medicatio...

I love Chris Hanson. "What was your plan?"

And this guy. "Nothing at all sir. I promise."

This guy's trying to p**s on Chris Hanson's head without the courtesy of saying it's raining.

"I knew this was a set up."

Yet you showed up anyway? You should have stayed home with your computer if you KNEW it was a set up.

Sometimes, some things are just awesome for no reason.

OK, I know women love you (though only God knows why) but why send you panties? There are some things that are just...ewww.

Since I dispize Lady Gaga and all she stands for, I'll have to go with the Fart Breathing Dragon Wearing Skinny Jeans.

I would say Ian 3, Anthony 0

With the calenders, Beauty and the Bass is hot, but Hot Zombies always just gets me where I live.

"Yeah, we totally had sex."

There's something ominous about the whole phrase "signed, Bad Horse".

I'm going to Disney's Halloween on the 25th as Indiana Jones (It's all about the hat). And Saturday's Halloween party I have a killer Captain Jack Sparrow costume.

They are Off Kilter and they're awesome.

Horses that set fire to the ground when they run. The awesomeness of that is almost unmeasureable.

Can I get a shout out? I turned 32 on Oct. 3rd. All I really want for my birthday is a trip to Las Vegas and a BIG rack or ribs.

Masticate still makes me giggle after a Tom Lykis episode a few years ago that a guy called in telling Tom: "You can't say that on the radio." Tom then proceeded to destroy him, first by telling him: "You need to grab a dictionary and look up the word."

Actually, the legal age for marriage in Hawaii is 16 so they probably went there. That doesn't make it any less perverted in my mind. Plus, it's one of the easiest places in the Universe to get a marriage license accept Texas where the first question they ask is; "Are you biologically related?"

Now just a minute. I'm a Professor, my final is 200 questions and I wrote it from the material I DID cover. Most of my students didn't have to study anyway, they all had A's and B's, so without the final they would still pass.

Favorite Food = RIBS!!!!!

Sex Scandals are the media's favorite thing, you're a hot girl, you should know this.

I love movies too, but get DUNE (the book and the movie). Personally, I have the 6 Star Wars movies on my shelf, it's a prerequisite of dating me to see them.

Star Wars Theme Wedding....LOVE IT!!!!

Will You Marry Me? I think you would look great in a Mara Jade (type) outfit. I'll wear my Jedi Grand Master Robes. Just something to think about.

Mari, you're absolutely HOT.

I noticed you read Star Wars. I'm currently in Fate of the Jedi. Read it and let me know what you think. Personally I think it's awesome. But of course it's awesome, it's Star Wars.

Those lines on the ground aren't for decoration. They mean "Keep your kids out of the way". If you're kid has Autism or Ceribral Palsy or whatever you should be paying attention. The people in the parades are completely justified for pushing the kid out of the street.

Murder in the defence of another person is completely justified in my mind. But, if it were me, I would have pulled out the arrow and dropped this Hillbilly in the river. Give the bears and wolves down river something to munch on.

This is a disturbing sequence. Let's leave homosexuality out of it, rape in any form is about control and the whole "Squeal like a pig." idea is flat out sick to me. Moving on to the arrow shot...good shot. I can tell you, that's the longest and most painful death you can imagine, your lungs blee...

I'm sorry for your breakup, I've been there more times than I care to admit. My first REAL girlfriend when I was 19, my first wife (she died in a car accident), my second wife (she died in a plane crash in Iraq) and then being discharged from the Army. I also know how hard it is moving into yo...

Cops in Camo, sounds like it's own spin off series. Hell I was Military Police for 12 years and I didn't get to wear a ghille suit like that. I got gyped. Looking back, I wish we had done our own underage sting. I caught at least 25 guys when I was still pulling CQ duty in my early career.

Hey Chubbo, I got bad news for you. If any girl invites you over (any age), it's a trap. You should have eaten your bag of McDonalds and gone back to your hotel.

Hey Mr. "I knew this was a set-up", if you knew WHY DID YOU SHOW UP??? These guys think they're so f**king smart when they show up and come face to face with Chris Hanson. I'll tell you this much, if a 15 year old (or younger) girl asked me to show up at her house I would know it's a set up too...

It's so Scoobie Doo-esque. We're gonna split up, Shaggy and Scoobie you go find the scary demon and get murdered. Me, Daphany and Velma are gonna go back to the mystery machine for a little porno music/comment time.

What the HELL is this guy doing with all that ordinance in his vehicle? I don't even keep that much stuff in my locked box. Either he's expecting a zombie attack or he's ready for 2012. "Nobody better lay a finger on my butterfinger."

"I was saying 'no, no, no' in my head." YOU SHOWED UP SUPID!!! If you were really saying "no, no, no' you would have turned your car around and driven home.

I love Chris. "What do you suppose the odds are of any of that being remotely true?" Is there a number lower than zero?

Chris: "I'm not arresting you."

Rick: "They are!"

I wish I had been on some of these stings when I was a Deputy, I would have had a peice of that cake. But I imagine I would sick of McDonalds since when they bring food, it's usually McDonalds.

It's funny how many guys say "I knew this was a set-up." So why did you show up, you idiot? If you knew it was a trap, stay home, watch some porn and have a nice day.