Is it true that you belly button talks to you i...

I am currently in the process of trying to see if cats will eat themselves if they are stuck on a deserted island with no food or other animals, making him/her a cannibalism king/queen or maybe prince/princess. They might.
My dinner says that im crazy if i think im normal which doesn't make sense cause either way im still wierd right? But my goldfish says one day i'll be like him, all smarticle and tough just with hair and no gills.

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