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They've featured on loads of new tracks since appearing as guest-vocalists on Akon's "Mr. Lonely" in 2005...

Who's the Grace Jones?

@Torgerd Perhaps, but come on, it's a solo violin recital by a nobody in an Orthodox Synagogue in Slovakia! I'm guessing there'll be quite a few "retro" people in the audience!

Besides, members of my family still use the same old mono Nokias because they work in harsh environments & their cheap ...

What's with that twat in the hat with the bat?

It's like SALT but with an attractive woman who can actually handle herself...

And in the UK, we got the Cheeky Girls...

We're replacing synchronized swimming with this for the 2012 Olympics!

Remember: If you're gonna carry unconscious children in the back of your pick-up - don't sit them high up on top of the beer cooler...

Thanks, but next time try turning on the lights...

What are you talking about, and why is she masturbating?

@Buttnut105 Just make sure the replacement's got vents in it as well or the engine will explode! Also, they're less noticeable on a black car...

@iStormflower Yeah, but Bill noticed him whistling it and yet STILL picked red. Either he's really dumb or he assumed Derren was bluffing & was in fact trying to steer him away from red by being obvious, so he thought he was being clever by picking red despite the fact that he knew that Derren kn...

@costabile13 Just wait till you get the 480p upgrade - it'll blow yer mind!

...That's All Folks!

I thought she was removing her clothes before committing suicide off the bridge, and then he'd be like...awwkwaard.

Awesome advert, but do people really choose their fruit based on brand name?

What have they done with Ann Widdecombe's face?!

What's with the sign language in the corner? Who the f**k is that for?!

@loveofdaisies That's VERY naive. Hardly any adverts say "buy our product"- most are more subtle than that. With some I'm not even sure what they're selling! Don't pretend Budweiser paid millions from their advertising budget out of altruism - they could've provided much-needed vehicle & body arm...

Wood I? Definitely.

I love a good eight-inch follow-through...

You're hanging out at the Grand Canyon and you stare at your f**king phone?!?!

@Cyanide89 Different countries have different rules regarding licence plates - this is filmed in the UK, where rear plates are yellow & front plates are white. If we could choose, they'd be black-on-black coz of all the f***ing speed cameras!

Fridge Pervert!!!

@JoshuaWGLloyd PC and a parent's credit card, five-finger discount or just wait for a riot...

@AccordGTR Thanks - maybe he'll understand you!

Not exactly Judith Chalmers...

@potsiiscool Your plumber has a weird, flat, hairless arse and wears unusually frilly panties...

There's nothing natural about suddenly spazzing out & hallucinating a hotel full of fellow dancers... WTF did they spike it with?!

So drinking this potion makes you hallucinate & talk to inanimate objects, before dancing with hundreds of your imaginary friends in a magical pop-up city?

How is this shit even LEGAL?!

First viewer! Woo-hoo! If I understood this correctly, I take the wet clothes out of the washing machine and put them in the dryer?

It was alright until that crazy babbling old black lady spoiled it...

Why did he play this character as a retarded homosexual?

Best part is belch at 1:15

So does that mean I've got a 2160p TV coz I always look at it with BOTH my eyes?!

I guess they don't get out much

@ChrisZaney Try the LW7700 - matte screen, and cheaper.

@OrangeCrushUK I'm afraid the only thing that'll improve that is a hardware upgrade, ie TV replacement :-(