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@ministove1111 Hal is all better now. Turns out he had been secretly possessed by an incarnation of fear, but most of the people he allegedly killed weren't actually killed, or came back from the dead on their own power. Yeah, I know. Comic book resurrections are silly, but rarely as silly as ...

@tgarnett25 I see it as the difference between Gamilons and the people of earth: at least in the "Star Blazers" future, earth fights only as a last resort, and takes no joy in it.

In real earth history, of course, there's plenty of examples of conquerors who aren't in it to be evil, they simply ...

@KingOfUm And yet, "Rhode Island Lady" failed to crack the charts.

@thewagners4 I guess I would have to say, perhaps you haven't seen a good public school. I attended several growing up, with dedicated teachers who inspired their students and challenged them to be their best. Public schools are by no means perfect, and you can certainly produce a bad anecdote ...

Guess who's going to be put in a really shitty retirement home in 40 years.

@harebaynl You know what's even less appreciated? When the Mummer clan runs low on supplies in winter, so they creep out of the woods, invade peoples' homes, and harass them while foraging for canned goods. You can slap a happy folk song on top of the crime footage if you like, but I can see wh...

I have yet to see the church that dares demonize the Super Bowl.

Oh good heavens, you didn't make this video to satirize anything, you did it because it's funny to recaption stuff. You did a good job of it, now don't be so uptight and dishonest that you can't bring yourself to say, "we thought it would be funny and we had fun doing it".

By the way, even that...

"This above all: to thine own self be true"

But what if you're an asshole?

@sketch2k Yep, whatever it is (I always interpreted her as wisdom or clarity or enlightenment -- variations of what you were suggesting), it's almost certainly not a chick with Goth makeup and ginormous bazoongas.

This rocks more than anything has the right to. I will have your babies, or failing that, buy your CD.

Let's see you do that with a Nissan Leaf.

Comic Sans, the font of horror

Two thousand years ago, otherwise known as pre-history. I *knew* there was something fishy about HBO's "Rome"!

@cloudx216 Well that wasn't actually the Joker: that was Tim Drake, basically "possessed" by the Joker through nanotechnical means. So he's got access to Tim Drake's skills on top of his own Jokery goodness.

Myeah!

@Bobzeaux I won't say it's the greatest film ever, and my opinion is certainly not definitive; but one thing to watch out for is how Charles Foster Kane seamlessly morphs from a man with principles into one who knows only ambition. There's also some clever cinematography and framing, enough to ...

A gem of the highest quality hidden in a pile of horseflop.

And I have to say, I don't think you're getting VenomFangX's argument. Since each moment of time is a "child" of its predecessor, there must have been a finite number of moments leading to this one, otherwise we never would have reached this point in time. And since time started at the Big Bang,...

I gotta say, your driving skills need sharpening. As someone who played this game a lot in the 1980s, I know a key part of survival is moving with traffic, not darting jerkily between cars. Be mindful of the traffic, change speed and course smoothly, and you'll do fine even on icy roads.

Stran...

@TwoCows23 You win everything forever.

@akaElDuderino I was on the fence about these two until this video; the "WASP" and "lips" parts were just too over the top not to be a joke. Everything else about these two is frighteningly spot-on.

The Ultra-Humanite in the JLU cartoons is pretty far removed from his comics roots. In the comics his most defining trait is ruthlessness, whereas in the JLU it's principles (even if they're principles that he sometimes uses to justify destruction and violence).

Gotta love how they drop so much...

I love the Taarna sequence, she's so obviously the writer's fantasy woman. Beautiful, strong, harms only the evil, has deep soulful compassionate eyes, and -- best of all -- she has no voice! She couldn't laugh at your collection of handpainted D&D miniatures even if she wanted to. (But she wo...

@aandrgarrett "Holy dark" is by no means an oxymoron. If you're a Christian, the defining moment of your faith is the brutal and unjust lynching of the person in the entire Roman Empire who deserved it least. That was a dark moment, but it was also holy, and there is even joy to be found in it.