LOVE IS FOR EVERYBODY

ake the 407 to the 602
And get off at Pawnee Junction
Then bear to the right Past the flashing red light Till you see a sign for Route 10
Don't take that Keepa goin' on straight Past the little ol' house Of toothpicks
Then it's two quick lefts Onto dead skunk road
And then you're halfway there
Then drive right through Past the old porn theatre And Jimmy's Jerky Hut
Don't stop for a drink At the Painted Lady 'Cause the waitress there's a slut
Take the second dirt road Past the rusty can
And left where they Found that body
Then park your car 'Cuz it's not too far
And walk down to the dock
Then grab a boat And let yourself float For six more Miles down river
And before the falls You'll see a branch That you should grab A hold of
Then raise your chin And swim on in to Big John's Shirt and Tie Barn!!

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