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My BG contains over 9000% awesomeness.Who else can play 2 guitars..AT THE SAME TIME!!! MICHEAL ANGELO BATIO FTW!
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3000 commenter :YAY!! Lusa5. Even tho its about her thinking i'm dead :P
4000 commenter: Woot woot!!! SexyHotBillKaulitz!!! Another reason to miss her :D
5000-FOR NARNIA!! and narnia is proud.this title belongs to pkmnwrr94!!!!! Everyone! Hip hip! HOORAY!!!
HUGE THING
my name IS JOSE so i don't hate jose's! the reason is that its sopose to be pronounced KILLERJOSE55 just with an A ok then :D
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1000 Commenter!!! *drum roll plz *..........PokemonProdutions!!
2000 commenter!!!*Guns ready please!* RulerOFmany! He's also my 5000 channel viewer.FAWK xD
3000 commenter :YAY!! Lusa5. Even tho its about her thinking i'm dead :P
4000 commenter: Woot woot!!! SexyHotBillKaulitz!!! Another reason to miss her :D
5000-FOR NARNIA!! and narnia is proud.this title belongs to pkmnwrr94!!!!! Everyone! Hip hip! HOORAY!!!
HUGE THING
my name IS JOSE so i don't hate jose's! the reason is that its sopose to be pronounced KILLERJOSE55 just with an A ok then :D
btw! PLEASE ADOPT CUTE MOSHI MONSTERS !! CLICK LINK NOW
http://www.moshimonsters.co...
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__♥_____♥__ page if
___♥___♥___ you love
____♥_♥____ someone
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----[]---- ThIs
--/\[]/\-- If
--\.[]./-- YoU
--/....\-- PlaY
--\__/-- GuItaR!!
About Me:
Sex:I'm a guy. But yeah sure lets go! ;]
Country: Guatemala.*Yet i'm tall. LOL you stereotypical bastards xD xD
Where i live: RI USA
Hair: Stylish.I was told that by a black guy.lol (HUGE INSIDE JOKE)
Eyes: Still gooey.Thats a good thing!
Quote of the day: "If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they'll kill you." Oscar wilde
WILL MAKE YOU SHIT BRIX OF HOW AWESOME IT IS!!
http://www.smouch.net/lol
ASSHOLE OF THE MONTH!
If it moves, shoot it. If it moves again, shoot it again. If it moves a third time, run like hell because you just pissed off something that you can't kill.
Here are some Of THE most awesomest people!!!! No order what so ever!
KayKatastrophy543-A really sweet girl!!!One of my best friends ^_^
TitomTitom00 iEpic.
RulerOfmany*SOB xD xD JK xD*
SexyHotBillKaulitz One badass,Hot Guitar playing girl xD I iz spelling champion now :D
Sakina28-Life is full of disappointments..She makes them Bearable ^_^
soccerstr101-So sweet.And her username has soccer :D
Lymar-She is so sweet and i just love talking with her ^_^
pwettypwincessx-Fun, awesome, and pretty much..er..fun! :D :D
Another own list thing. This one is...
nickgurl88!! She is sweet,lovable and everything in between ^_^!!I'm glad we made up ^^
Kelscrazyer..somethingsomethin
If you want me to add you on this list then ask me ^_^ If you think i missed you then tell me! My memory is like a brick :D
ATTENTION! i have changed this list due to stuff. ya know. So yeah, if you're still on it, then you're awesome and loved. Unless you're a guy.Then your bromanced? o_O
My quotes that i made up.~~~
life is like a guitar.If you make a mistake, it doesn't mean your bad.It means you need much more to learn.
Also, guitar strings are like people,they break but replacing them means you got to replace alot and it won't be the same.
A lie is a ball,Bouncing higher and higher until its uncontrollable.
War is a loud crackling Thunder,Every sound it makes means it comes closer,Putting fear in everyone's hearts.
Love is a peaceful ocean.No storms or bumps to put you down.
If I were lost on an island..The only thing i would bring is a friend.What else would help you more then a friend?
Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today.~James dean~~
Loneliness is a shard of glass,Lying uselessly,After being separated from everything else
Being different doesn't mean that its bad.It's just means you think outside of the box.The box has been broken.
Leap for the stars!!
~~ Me.
"A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir..When I was born I was BLACK,"
"When I grew up I was BLACK,"
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK,"
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,"
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK,"
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
But you sir.
"When you are born you're PINK."
"When you grow up you're WHITE,"
"When you're sick, you're GREEN,"
"When you go in the sun you turn RED,"
"When you're cold you turn BLUE,"
"And when you die you turn PURPLE."
And you have the nerve to call me colored?
The black man then sat back down and the white man blew up of so much pwnt inserted inside him.
Put this on ur page if u hate racists
███ 10% dumb
████ 20%Evil :)
█████ 30% Wanting to kill MJ haters
██████ 40% Wondering about the world around me..
███████ 50% skateboarder
████████ 60% guitar player
█████████ 70% funny
██████████ 80% Mean ^___^
███████████ 90% AWESOME
█████████████100% ME.I'm Original.
██████████████110% The kind of person you would like to have your back.
Influences:
I have a lot of influences like chuck norris,burce lee, my uncle, my dad. my mom. slash,buckethead,Carlos Santana, OPRAH WINFRY!!!!1111oneoneone,and even dr.phil dam it xD!!!
Hometown:
WAFFLE LAND
Country:
Andorra
Occupation:
im am a guitarist :D im going to be famous just you watch :D
Companies:
the allmighty waffle leader!!!
Interests:
i like guitars chicken Twinkies that can magically talk XD ebil monkeys with Afros and can like shoot laser beams out of their eyes that would be so freaking awesome !ninjas with like super speed and um nun chunks weird it has nun in it :D um eagles with afros XD only my friend at school will get that and this one lol!! a bear in a longirine OMG WHERES T pain! ludicrous if i take one more drink!
Movies:
um tropic thunder girls gone wild nah im kidding ;D kungfu panda talagada nights umm the forbidin kingdom and a lot im just not that good at remembering :D
Music:
i like all type of music except some country D: it gives me the chills !!
Books:
if it had to be one book it would be the Revenge Of The Shadow King(my all time favorite book XD
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He wants the dick so badly. Gosh, he's practically sucking the base. ;]
Perhaps I could arrange a get together for both of you, Dual guitars is better than one. He could share one side with you, and you both could sit down and shove it up your ass, see who can get the furthest.