About this user
Lets see, I love sharp knives and loud guns, and bonfires that can be seen from outer fuckin space. I also love guitars tuned and firm feeling women. I think keystone beer is made from angel tears, and I like gettin drunk and acting a fool. Also a few things you might not know about me: I can lift a fully-grown horse above my head, and I can hold my breath for ten minutes. To settle a wager, I once ate a pound of P.B. Fouke's strongest badger poison and then ran a mile in the nude. I cannot feel pain, and I can see for two miles unaided by a lens. No man can kill me. I have beaten a man of every race in formal combat, including a Turk, a Pygmy Negro Man and a rare Deepwater Jew. A medical doctor and two priests have written and signed a document confirming that I have no soul. There is no species of fauna in America which I have not personally killed and skinned. I bathe only once a year in an icy pond. I have burnt down one church per month for the last thirty years, and I will never be brought to justice because all lawmen fear me, oh and if your not dissapointed with me yet, just give it some time...
Age
24
Country
United States
Occupation
I hate on minorities
Interests
Anything outdoors, sports, rodeo, music
