Kevin Thomson .

I picked your mum up in the RUNDOWN ESTATE district of AFGHAN, and then took her up to my HIGHRISE FAVELA. We used MARATHON to get there faster then she took off her BLING & we got COMMANDO. Her CARE PACKAGE looked like a WASTELAND with a few SKIDROWs close by, I used my ONE MAN ARMY & INVASIONED her UNDERPASS. I hit the HARDLINE & PRESISION AIRSTRIKED to her TERMINAL point, she wasnt a LIGHTWEIGHT & felt like a SUB BASE on top of me. Then I heard DANGER CLOSE so like a NINJA I was done in a second & she quickly used SLIGHT OF HAND to jack me off before I RUNDOWN the stairs & SCRAMBLERed away.
By Kevboypancake

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