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Creed
by Steve Turner
This is the creed
written on behalf of all us.
We believe in Marxfreudanddarwin
We believe everything is OK
as long as you don't hurt anyone,
to the best of your definition of
hurt,and to the best of your
knowledge.
We believe in sex before,
during, and after marriage.
We believe in the therapy of sin.
We believe that adultery is fun.
We believe that sodomy is OK.
We believe that taboos are taboo.
We believe that everything is
getting better despite evidence
to the contrary.
The evidence must be investigated
And you can prove anything with evidence.
We believe there's something in
horoscopes, UFO's and bent spoons;
Jesus was a good man
just like Buddha, Mohammad,
and ourselves.
He was a good moral teacher
although we think His good morals
were bad.
We believe that all religions
are basically the same--
at least the one that we read was.
They all believe in love and goodness.
They only differ on matters of
creation, sin, heaven, hell, God, and salvation.
We believe that after death
comes the Nothing
Because when you ask the dead
what happens they say nothing.
If death is not the end, if
the dead have lied,
then it's compulsory heaven for all
excepting perhaps Hitler, Stalin,
and Genghis Khan.
We believe in Masters and Johnson.
What's selected is average.
What's average is normal.
What's normal is good.
We believe in total disarmament.
We believe there are direct links
between warfare and bloodshed.
Americans should beat their guns
into tractors
and the Russians would be sure
to follow.
We believe that man is essentially
good.
It's only his behavior that
lets him down.
This is the fault of society.
Society is the fault of conditions.
Conditions are the fault of society.
We believe that each man must
find the truth that is right for him.
Reality will adapt accordingly.
The universe will readjust.
History will alter.
We believe that there is no
absolute truth
excepting the truth that there
is no absolute truth.
We believe in the rejection of creeds,
and the flowering of individual thought.
Chance, a post-script.
If chance be the Father of all flesh,
disaster is his rainbow in the sky,
and when you hear
State of Emergency!
Sniper Kills Ten!
Troops on Rampage!
whites go Looting!
Bomb Blasts School!
IT IS BUT THE SOUND OF MAN
WORSHIPING HIS MAKER!
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Occupation:
Auto Mechanic
Music:
Strings
Books:
the Bible
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Nice channel!
All the best!
Santiago