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I want u to caress me like only a tropical priest can... And I will give u plankton

Lol

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals... It's because I hate plants.

Oh yeah! AND...

Don't you love old rope tree swings that are tied up way high and when you swing out it swings out so far it feels more like hovering or gliding?? I LOVE that! Ahhhh! That is seriously one of the best things in life!!!!!!

Holy crap, do you guys really call things by american names in britain? Um, why?? That's retarded and confusing. If some store was built here and said "chemist" on the outside everyone would think it was a meth lab or some place were you get shady experiments done on you!

Amazing

@pondad26

You're a real charmer. Intelligent too.. You went to college didn't you. I can tell.

I saw this movie in the theater in Seattle and when her head exploded everyone started whooping and cheering and clapping. I was so proud of my city in that moment.

I want to hear more about the AAACPC (Anglo-American Anti-Celtic Propoganda Conspiracy). Sounds like a sister operation to the Neo-Confederate Anti-Dutch Conspiracy to highjack Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory in 1987. Yep, the AAACPC sounds like it came straight from someone's chocolate factory.

I'm an American and I never heard of anyone wanting to boycott Scotland. Are you sure you didn't dream it, cause I think the general consensus over here is that Scotland rocks steady. Your whole "you Americans" attitude is lame! Be nice, people are the same everywhere. You think average Americans...

... Oh! Ok... But he still hates Americans.

;D

Jeans made with spandex... It's revolutionary!!!

Luv to gay boys everywhere!

Teabaggers are so dumb! They're a group of people who don't understand a thing about economics, who allow the gap of their ignorance to be filled up by pundits and scare campaigns funded by the incredibly rich. Voting is not about emotionality, it needs to be about logic!!! Aaahhhh!!!

@moronfable

I have and I still feel the same. What I said was a little harsh though. Sorry EW! I luv her new hair...

That was so Labyrinth how he just knocked his head off like that! Since it's anti-corruption day I think we should all call for Dick Cheney and George W's assassination, along with all the other Enron executives in the Bush administration (((fumes with anger)))

@336forlife

Ok that's it. If you 13-year-olds wanna gang up on me at least bring some intelligence to the table. Do you have brains? Because u obviously feel threatened when someone else uses theirs. Go back to your mom's house and be quiet. Seriously. No one's impressed by your f-bombs and lac...

This "fashion hipster" crap is a total load. Kids like that aren't counter-culture.They've got no guts.Theyre just trying to find a more elite clique to fit into.

omygod the American Apparel....NOOOOOO!!!!

If it speaks to some people, that's good for them. What's your problem with that? Everyones different. You need to grow up sweetie...

Um... Rock I mean. Typo... Hehe

I totally want karaoke accompanied by bagpipes at my wedding reception. Hilarious!

Licorice ice cream from Kenyons in Bham Wa. Best thing ever.

I can't believe she was totally taking a crap in front of her husband!

"the thrill is gone..."

@72yonatan

That's a scary vision of the future!! I hate evil corporations!! People need to wake up

@foolof

Affixing a set of thoughts, standards or morals to an entire race of people is ignorant, backwards and has no place in the modern world. If anyone should know this it's a candidate for the presidency. Racism applies to all races... There should be no double standard. In order to move for...