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ROAD CLOSED keepsin0it0real 108 views Tesing a friends car can result in some \"spare parts\"
Violent Stabbing keepsin0it0real 5,524 views fight breaks out at a party that ends in one of the men being stabbed.
Shoot The Criminal keepsin0it0real 3,337 views The police shoots a man before they allow him to surrender. Geesshh!
Jump In The Tree keepsin0it0real 259 views Another stupid man tries to jump from the roof to a tree. Guess where he lands?
Dumb Price Is Right Contestant keepsin0it0real 17,270 views This has to be the dumbest contestant in game show history, just wait until the end!
Car Rams Traffic keepsin0it0real 1,659 views This guy must play a lot of burnout.
Cop Gets Told Off keepsin0it0real 159,155 views This guy goes off on a cop.
My Cubicle Parody keepsin0it0real 504 views This is dedicated to all the people stuck in a cube all day!
White and Nerdy keepsin0it0real 290 views Weird Al is back with a parody of Chamillionaire's "Ridin' Dirty".
Get This Man A Belt keepsin0it0real 241 views First his car breaks down, then his pants. Talk about a bad day.

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Staggering Drunk
Paddy staggered home very late and very drunk. He took off his shoes to avoid waking the wife. He tiptoed as quietly as he could toward the stairs leading to their bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step.

As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his body swung around and he landed heavily on his backside. A Guinness bottle in a back pocket broke and made the landing especially painful. Managing not to scream out loud, Paddy sprung up, pulled down his pants, and looked in the hall mirror to see what damage he'd done.

Bleeding from several cuts, he somehow managed to find a first aid kit and began putting a Band-Aid as best he could on each place he saw blood. He then hid the now almost empty Band-Aid box and stumbled his way into bed.

In the morning, Paddy woke up with searing pain in both his head and bottom and his wife staring daggers at him from across the room.

She says, "So, you were staggering drunk last night Paddy, weren't you now?

Says Paddy, "Now why would you say such a thing?"

"Well," she says, "it could be the open front door, it could be the broken glass at the bottom of the stairs, it could be the drops of blood trailing through the house, it could be your bloodshot eyes, but mostly....... it's all the Band-Aids stuck on the hall mirror."

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